I AM NOT THE "GRAPIST"!!!

[Shade]

@Spongemom

You made me do it.

This post has been left largely alone by the apethetist.

[kingpengvin]

I am not an animal!!! I Am a Human being!

[elmwood]

I don’t remember your names, but for those who called me a “grapist”, please try to remember that I wasn’t here when you had that person on board, and I don’t even know who it is! From what I understand, this “grapist” would quote other people’s posts and turn those purple, and I’m not doing that! I’m simply following one of my own traditions. On other boards, if I were to post in any color other than purple, people would think I was sick or something! It’s my thing, a signature of sorts. Can’t a girl like purple???

Does that mean I start posting in dingbats?

[elmwood]

@elmwood

Does that mean I start posting in dingbats?

I killing you dog! Preview, damnit!

[elmwood]

Silliness aside, I agree. I hate having to read non-black fonts on a message board…it’s just too distracting. A goofy thread like this is fun every once in a while, but if you post to a serious thread in a pink or buttercup font, it’s not going to go over very well.

And don’t get me started on changing font size. Good grief…I think we should make, say, size 4 the largest possible and lock off the bigger fonts.

Nightwatch Trailer’s post has been plagarized by The Plagarist!

[elmwood]

@Spongemom

I have been posting on several message boards for a long time now, and my posts are ALWAYS purple. The only exceptions are those boards with a colored background which doesn’t allow certain colors to be read when posted. Other than that, it’s pretty much an ingrained habit to colorize my posts before clicking Submit.I don’t remember your names, but for those who called me a “grapist”, please try to remember that I wasn’t here when you had that person on board, and I don’t even know who it is! From what I understand, this “grapist” would quote other people’s posts and turn those purple, and I’m not doing that! I’m simply following one of my own traditions. On other boards, if I were to post in any color other than purple, people would think I was sick or something! It’s my thing, a signature of sorts. Can’t a girl like purple???

This post has been made FABULOUS! by The Fabulouist!

[elmwood]

@Spongemom

I now communicated announcement on some boards for a long time, and my posts are ALWAYS magenta red. The only exceptions are those boards with a colored background, which doesn’t permit that certain colors are read, if they are communicated. Submit differently than the colorize it’s quite, which are one ingrained habit much, my posts, before they click. I don’t remember your names, but for those, which “grapist” me; , try you called please to remind of the fact that I wasn’t here, when you had this person on board and I don’t to even know, whom it is! About which I understand, this “grapist” other people’s post would estimate and PUR-POLARIZES those and I’m, which does not do turns! I’m the simply following of my own traditions. On other boards if I in any color differently as if PUR-POLARIZE to communicate should, people would think that I was ill or something! My It’s thing, a signing of art. Can’t a girl like PUR-POLARIZE???

This post has been translated to German and back to English by The Babelfishist!
elmwood ← :wally

[chaoticbear]

@elmwood

This post has been made FABULOUS! by The Fabulouist!

Oh, my jesus wow. Tell me you have some fast way of doing that.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@chaoticdonkey

Oh, my jesus wow. Tell me you have some fast way of doing that.

The technique is called Too Much Free Time.

[Dr_Paprika]

This post has rendered all of the other posts in this thread superfluous, courtesy of the Solipsist.

[Nightwatch_Trailer]

@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor

The wonderful book is called A Wrinkle In Time.

This post has been propagandized by Madeleine L’Engle’s agent!

@Prof. Sodium

This post has rendered all of the other posts in this thread superfluous, courtesy of the Solipsist.

This post has been misattributed by the Misattributor!

[Spongemom]

You guys are having too much fun.

[TellMeI_mNotCrazy]

@Spongemom

You guys are having too much fun.

INTERVENTION!!! She’s relapsing!

[I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter]

@Spongemom

You guys are having too much fun.

This post has been resuscitated by the Resuscitator!

[elmwood]

@Spongemom

You guys are having too much fun.

This post has been liberated from the chains of the bourgeois running-dog oppressors by The Communist!

@Spongemom

You guys are having too much fun. :;j

This post has been certified Kosher by The Jeweller!

[elmwood]

@Spongemom

You guys are having too :eek:

This post has been snipped by The Mohel! ;j

[Ponder_Stibbons]

@Nightwatch Trailer

@SandyHook

Turns out there isn’t much of a free market out there.

This post has been Marxed by the Marxist!

@elmwood

@Spongemom

You guys are having too much fun.

This post has been liberated from the chains of the bourgeois running-dog oppressors by The Communist!

Aha!

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Keapon Laffin.

For the SDMB.

Hmm… I wonder if I can be arrested for impersonating a moderator?

[TellMeI_mNotCrazy]

@Keapon Laffin

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Keapon Laffin.

For the SDMB.

Hmm… I wonder if I can be arrested for impersonating a moderator?

It’s no good without the "<Moderator hat on> </Moderator hat off> tags