Is “spongemom” considered an oxymoron?
Is a “Grapist” someone who gropes others against their will?
Oh yeah, the purple posts are stupid. Try to get attention by having something interesting to add.
Look what I can do!
does a little dance
Like Incubus. He can dance well. He doesn’t have to resort to little coding tricks to impress us.
Not to play junior mod but this is MPSIMS, Trunk, not The Pit. Don’t want to see you get slapped down.
White’s good.
Seriously, I do find posts that are in odd colors (i.e., not black) and fonts to be somewhat annoying except for the rare occasion when they are used for a specific purpose. But not annoying enough to pit you or anything, so don’t worry about me. 
too late.
You may not believe me, but honestly it was spontaneous. And after I hit Submit I came out in something of a cold sweat.
No, not quite. Trying to help someone that you think might not realize what forum they’re in (as has been known to happen) isn’t the same as playing junior mod.
By your reply though, it seems I was mistaken and you were fully aware of your surroundings and just don’t care. So be it.
Let the Purple Reign begin.
Nothing personal but posting in any color seems like a great way to ensure that your post will be ignored but most dopers.
What you’re mistaken about is I didn’t say anything Pit-worthy in my post.
Sure, I wasn’t exactly cordial, but lack of grace doesn’t equal pitting.
MPSIMS doesn’t stand for “everyone be nice to everyone else, especially people who seem to just be making a post to advertise their presence.” That would be EBNTEEEPWSTJBMAPTATP.
Can I be given the title ‘Forum Groper’?
I am not John Dean Tyler.
I am not Spartacus!
Susan
I am not a crook.
I am not an animal!
We’re all different.
I am not the Droid you’re looking for.
I’m not!
Absorbent and purple and children has she!
Spongemom Squarepants!!!