I AM NOT THE "GRAPIST"!!!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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These are not the droids we’re looking for.

42

If colorful nonsense is something you wish!
Then drop to the pit and flop like a fish!

Spongemom Squarepants!!!
Spongemom Squarepants!!!
Spongemom Squarepants!!!

Spongemom
Squarepants!!!

(Couldn’t stand all that hugeness of font)

43

I am not amused

well, actually I am

44

I am not an Austrian Economist.

45

I am not Spock. Live Long And Prosper, though.

46

I am not the walrus.

Coo-coo-ca-choo.

47

[spoiler]C:
C:\I have been posting on several message boards for a long time now, and my posts are ALWAYS purple. The only exceptions are those boards with a colored background which doesn’t allow certain colors to be read when posted. Other than that, it’s pretty much an ingrained habit to colorize my posts before clicking Submit.

Bad command or file name
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[/spoiler]
This post has been banished to the Dos Ages.

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I am not a number.

I am a FREE MAN!

49

For all you Molson drinkers…

“I Am Not Canadian!!!”

50

I do not think, therefore I am not.

51

I am not John Galt.

52

I am Nott.

When I first saw the moniker Spongemom, I wondered if she’s a woman for whom the Today Sponge® contraceptive did not work, hence the name.

53

I am not someone who especially misses The Grapist.

Having said that, I welcome our new purple overlords.

54

I yam not what I yam.

55

I am not a model, nor am I up to date.

56

I’m not Brian and so’s my wife.

57

I’m not an actress, but I play one on TV.

58

This is brilliant.

59

Anybody know what the hell this is about?

The Hammurderer is quickly becoming regarded as the worst-received advertising mascot since Kool-Aid’s 1989 discontinuation of “The Grapist,” a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children.

I think it’s connected somehow to The Onion…

60

Yup, The article was about the diecontinuation of the “Hammurderer” character by McD’s. It also mentioned a character called “The Mac Head.”