I AM NOT THE "GRAPIST"!!!

I am not a crook!

I am submitting this for Threadspotting :wink:

This post has been looked over by a four leaf clover…

You don’t want to see what I can do to your posts…

This post has been smilied by the smiler!

This post has been rectified by Minitrue.

I suppose I agree with you in principle, but Comic Sans (which is what I’m seeing, although I notice it’s not your first choice for me to see) really annoys me.

First off…my name. I’m a mom, and I like Spongebob. The inuendo in that show is crazy if you’re paying attention. :wink:

I like the little spin-off of the theme song some of you wrote. Very clever.

Trunk, I think it was, suggested that purple posts are stupid, and that I try to get attention by having something interesting to add. Like I said, I’m not trying to get attention by posting in my trademark color. Also, I only post when I have something to say, not just to draw attention to anything.

One poster stated that posting in a color is a great way to get ignored. On the contrary, in my case anyhow. I find the endless black posts a little monotonous. But that’s just me.

In closing, I would like to say that I am not an attention whore, just a fan of breaking up the monotony. And purple. Big fan of purple. As I said in my opening post, if you saw my website, the purple posting would fit my name better than it does for you now.

No, you missed a few. :smack: Sorry, try again.

Ha ha. Thus the multiple links to your website.
:stuck_out_tongue:

But thats a cool website. Those pictures are funny, although I was hoping that there would be some pictures of Spongemom. :wink:

I don’t post personal pictures on there. But I do update the joke page pretty regularly. I post links to it because it’s new and not well known yet. If you want pictures of me you’re gonna have to talk to me in private, and that’ll take a while because I very rarely give out personal pics. :wink:

FWIW, here is my first choice and here is the second one. :slight_smile:

And aah, what the hey:

This post has been turned upside down by umop ap!sdn. :smiley:

Please tell me you have an algorithm to do that. PLEASE.

For those of you who are new here, I’VE GOT A SHRINKRAY!!!

I am not a middle-aged man who needs bifocals.

How true. :wink:

Someone… please translate. I got through the first few words and couldn’t do it any more.

It really, really is the OP typed “upside down.” Start reading at the bottom right corner and go left, but with your head on upside down, so it’s the top left going right. Never mind, that was probably more confusing. It’s the OP upside down. Trust me.

“umop ap!sdn” if you turn your monitor or your head upside down (but not both, 'cause then you’d be net rightside up), reads, more or less, “upside down.”

Yeah, I got the name… but I’m on a laptop… why didn’t I just turn it upside down? :smack:

I am, I said.

I am woman, hear me roar!