He shot first at that creature in the “cave” in the asteroid. He shot first at Darth Vader when he saw him on Cloud City. His first reaction is always to shoot first.
I hope George fixes this on the blu ray edition. Han is a bad example for the children
Apparently some people’s cool threshold is embarrassingly low.
I wonder how Princess Leia felt about that. 
It’s always fun to find someone who’s a bigger dork than me. I think I may have even found Super Dork this time.
“Cool” is subjective.
There are many definitions of “cool”.
Sadly I don’t think this falls into any of them.
Unless you’re wearing a bow tie and a fez, you’re not cool.
I’d say you’re *pretty *cool. But you clearly need this poster on the wall behind your TVs.
I already have this cool poster
Keep telling yourself that, sweetie. 
How long is your friend going to let you borrow that poster?
All you need is a framed Clockwork Orange poster and maybe an Animal House one, and you’ll really impress the chickies.
My friend wishes he had that poster. But it is not just the poster. I lucked upon a brand new copy of the game a few years ago and the poster was in it.
I have a framed Clockwork Orange poster but it isn’t that cool.
This may also work in Duck Hunt, sounds like a pretty cool plan. Your friend should try it.
Goldeneye on the N64 and a Shaq-Fu poster?
You Are Cool. Not to normal people. But to the video game geeks of this world, the ones who jizz in their pants reading about the special Nintendo Championship carts, Biohazard 1.5 and Earthbound 64DD protos, you are cool.
You were going up and down the Coolness Scale (also known as the Fonzie Scale) as I read this thread and came to understand what was going on, and I think you’ve settled at about 4.5 Fonzies out of 10. Sorry. 
“When a woman says that, she means it’s small.”
You’re posting on an internet messageboard, therefore, you are not cool.
That’s why his friend is so much cooler - he’s never been on the internet before.
But there are many things his friend wants to know. He thirsts for knowledge, which also makes him cool.
