Questions:
Have you ever watched the Wizard of Oz while playing Dark Side of the Moon on your component-sized CD player?
How many futons and/or bean bag chairs can be found in your apartment?
In your fridge, you have:
(a) No beer
(b) Some major-brand beer
© Microbrew beer that has unusual names (e.g., Ass-kicking Munchkin Porter, Retarded Hillbilly Stout, One-armed Feces Flinging Danger Monkey IPA). (Bonus points if the beer has a bunch of silt and shit in the bottom of every bottle, and you think that makes it better.)
And one note: I don’t think Han Solo ever tried to sync up a video game and a movie.
You messed up. James Bond is clearly looking up and to his left. He isn’t looking down at his gun like you are in the video game.
Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
PSXer!
You’re damn right.
Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?
PSXer!
Can ya dig it?
Who’s the cat that won’t cop out when there’s danger all about?
PSXer!
Right on.
You see this cat PSXer is a bad mother-
Shut your mouth!
But I’m talking about PSXer!
Then we can dig it
Take it to the dorms? What are you doing…carrying around a TV and camping out in dorm lounges or something? This must be a part of life I have no knowledge of…if you have a place to live, why are you wandering around dorms with an old TV set under your arm?
It’s how all the cool young kids roll.
In all seriousness, I have no idea. I lived in the dorms in college and other than on move in day and move out day, I never moved my television set. (And even that my parents had to do for me, me being weak and all.)
My son and his buds sometimes take a TV and their game console over to a friend’s place so that they can play on two TVs.
Anyway, I think PSXer is cool because he gets everyone else to discuss whether or not he is, in fact, cool.
Spud
August 18, 2010, 3:58am
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kushiel:
Goldeneye on the N64 and a Shaq-Fu poster?
You Are Cool. Not to normal people. But to the video game geeks of this world, the ones who jizz in their pants reading about the special Nintendo Championship carts, Biohazard 1.5 and Earthbound 64DD protos, you are cool.
Oh kushiel … you are so uncool. That is a NES not a N64. Totally Retro!
Unless you have actually had a date in which case you totally trump the rest of the crowd you mention.
What kind of laserdiscs do you have? Do you have Teen Wolf and Real Genius?
Munch
August 18, 2010, 1:07pm
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In the picture you see the NES system. But he’s clearly playing Goldeneye, which is N64 only.
I’m pretty sure the two TV thing is only cool if they are sitting on top of a much larger, non-working TV. Plus, one TV must only have working picture and the other only sound.
Sorry.
If they’re going to be side by side, they need to be sized differently. Here’s my 26" next to my 93".
Spud
August 19, 2010, 3:36am
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Telemark:
Ooh, geek throwdown!
So, if I’m out-geeked does that mean I’m cool?
I’m pretty sure my wife and anyone who knows me will support that this is not true.
Trying? No.
Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.