…should want me very very badly. It is my opinion that the very thought of me should make her feel all gooshy inside and that she should yern for the next time she gets to just even be near me. It is my opinion that Nicole Kidman should fall head over heals in love with me and leave that pretty boy husband of hers for a real man. Me. I’m no pretty boy!
WHOS WITH ME?!?!?!
This is my Nicole Kidman opinion.
That is all.
It is my opinion that she probably does not go for guys with itchy assholes, unless Tom hasn’t fessed up properly.
YEAH BUT! [sub]…it doesn’t itch anymore…[/sub]
… should eat a doughnut at every opportunity.
I don’t think Nicole would want anything to do with someone who would spew obscenities at a mild-mannered, shy, unassuming FairyChatMom…
I suppose I COULD be wrong, though.
…should leave that pretty boy husband of hers…
so that I can have him! Oh baby! What a hottie! 
Damn you FairyChatMom!! Damn you to hell!!
lil*bit… I like her just the way she is, even if she is a little too skinny. You know, I try not to be so superficial as far as these matters go. I look at whats INSIDE my potential mate (yes a speculum is a first date tool requirement). Normally I prefer my women somewhat thicker. But in her case I suppose I could live with it.
If she is to want you so badly, can I have Tom?
I thought Tom was gay?
That would explain the succession of pool boys with big happy smiles over at the Cruise/Kidman hacienda.
(Take that comment either way)
No.
Whammo you asshole!
Fine then, you can’t have your wishes either.
You don’t understand Techie, “Pretty Boy” is to be sacraficed to a hill of fireants.
Sorry, wish I could help.
It’s common (unfounded) knowledge (gossip) that Nicole is simply Tom’s cover, and that both were gay. The evidence is pretty flimsy, consisting of the fact that Nicole has a career now based entirely on her marriage to Tom (i.e., her payment for the sham marriage) and also that they have adopted their children, just like Rosie O’Donnell did.