Who's gay in Hollywood?

In My Humble Opinion
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I mean, of course, gay and not yet out. We needn’t waste time on Ellen, etc.

Let’s start with the obvious: Tom Cruise! Yes or no? Was the Tom/Nicole video a deliberate leak? Telling the world, “See, I do so have sex with my wife!” Protesting too much? Let’s settle this once and for all!

Tony Randall wasn’t, it appears. I guess you never know.

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Well, I never had sex with Tom Cruise or Nicole Kidman. So based on my personal experience, I’d have to say he’s straight and she’s a lesbian.

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And you know this because . . .

Anyway, get your facts straight. All the homos are in WEST Hollywood.

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Sorry, forgot to preface my post with–

Is it already time for this thread again?

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What’s this Tom/Nicole video you mention? I never heard of a sex tape of them being leaked. And I would remember hearing about a tape of Nicole Kidman doin’ it!

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I don’t see that this belongs in Cafe Society forum. Uninformed speculation about stars’ sexual preferences belongs in IMHO, if anywhere, and is so moved.

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What’s the point of this? Whether someone is gay or straight matters only to me if I’m the one that’s about to have sex with them. So, if my husband, Weirddave, was gay, I’d be interested. Other than that, not so much.

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Hey, I’d be interested in that, too, chickadee!

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So, GingerOfTheNorth, you don’t know about your husband and Tom Cruise?

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I’m disturbed by suggestions that Tom Cruise is gay. I’m disturbed by suggestions that Tom Cruise is straight. Frankly, the idea of Tom Cruise having any kind of sexuality or worse, actual sex, is about as repulsive as it comes.

I’d rather envision a hot, boy on boy scene with John Kerry and GW Bush. :eek:

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Wanna buy a copy of the video?

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Would you mind? I’m trying to eat lunch!

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Nah, my husband reminded me that there is still something even more generally offputting that would be better than contemplating Tom Cruise having any kind of sex, but I don’t think that the films of that Henry Kissinger - Abe Vigoda - Janet Reno threeway are available to the public.

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Who cares whether someone is gay or not? Surely it’s entirely their own affair?

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So the only person we’re sure is gay is Weirddave ?

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Tom Cruise couldn’t be gay. Every time I see him, he is smiling and making eyes at me. I just tell him, “Hey, you know I’m married” Leave me alone" and he goes away for a couple of weeks or so.

I do have a question though. Why is it that when I see pictures of celebrities in magazines and such, their mouths are always so wide open- especially Tom and Goldie Hawn. They look like they are braying. Has anyone ever actually seen a picture of Goldie with her mouth closed?

Finally, I hope Tom doesn’t get wind of this thread. I hear he’ll sue.

(tiny print: is Lily Tomlin gay?)

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Yes, and from what all I’ve remembered reading, she’s always been out about it, but it’s never been an issue. Also, I think her and her partner have been together a really long time, but I might be wrong about that. Does anyone else know for sure? Regardless, I’ve forever thought she was wickedly cool.

And don’t worry. Tom only haunts the IMdB message boards. :wink:

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It’s funny how these types of threads always get people who don’t care about the subject, yet for some reason feel the need to open the thread, press REPLY, and inform us they don’t care about the subject of the thread.

Nobody ever takes the time to reply in any of the CBS memo threads or “Ask the Lithuanian lesbian sheep-spanker” threads informing us of their lack of interest in the subject at hand. But ask if a celeb is gay, and it’s very important to some folks that they make sure we know they don’t care.

This is not meant as a slam, just an observation.

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vomits spectaculary

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I think you’re misunderstanding. She means when they were young. See, that’s not too bad, is it? Imagine those two doing it - it’s really not that bad.