I am all dirty from working in a warehouse all day, and I need a shower. And for all you that want to know, I will be blowing my nose, and pissing while I am in the shower.
I dont belive I will wank any, but if I was, it would be left handed.
What kind of soap are you going to use? What kind of shampoo?? Will you rinse and repeat??? How do you clean the tricky part under your balls? How do you get the water in that spot? Do you have a method in the shower? Do you start at the top and go down, do you start at the bottom and work your way up? Do you wash randomly? If so, how do you make sure to not wash something twice? Do you start the shower before you get in? Do you shave or brush your teeth in the shower? C’mon man, we want details.
Where did I hear/read , “It’s my soap and my penis, and I will clean it as fast as I want” ?
I use dial anti-bacterial, (its my shampoo too) makes my hair cleaner. I always rinse and repeat. how do I clean the tricky part under my balls? With a washcloth and I have a long hose for the water. I usually start at the top and go down. I start the shower before I get it, too cold otherwise. Lets see, what else, uhh no I dont brush my teeth, but I do shave once in a while, usually only after 4-5 days of no shaving.(reduces Loss of blood)
Well thats about it.
What about drying off? I dry my hair first, and work my way down. Do you?
Bear,
Hah! you will undoubtedly be plagued by this phrase, as I have been. I overheard it in a restaurant conversation between two guys. It may have the punchline to a joke, though I’m not convinced of that.
I probably remember it from your post. I figured I saw it on here somewhere. Glad someone showed me which thread it was. The quote popped in my mind while reading the OP… I wanted to use it, but I could not remember where I heard it. I thought maybe it was someone’s sig.
Do you (or anyone else) have one of those shower radios? They’re pretty neat. I have one, and I was in the shower when I heard that I had won a contest on a local radio station.
alas, rysdad had no shower phone, and lost the contest shortly thereafter. and so it goes.
Yeah, those shower radios are cool. I’m amazed mine still works with all the soap scum and water crust developing all over it.