according to this clip i found on-line, i am doing it all wrong.
the video (which should be safe for work - it shows people in the shower, but the woman ony from shoulders up, the man only from waist up) details the differences in how men and women shower.
upon entering the shower, this is a condensed version of what the woman does:
wash face with apricot scrub
wash body
shampoo hair
condition hair
shave legs/pits
upon entering the shower, this is a condensed version of what i does:
shampoo hair
wash body, shaving as needed while still sudsy
condition hair
wash face with apricot scrub
rinse
also, in the video, the lady is often facing the shower. me, i never face the shower. i only fully turn and face the shower when i am rinsing my face, and even then i think i only pivot.
so what do you do first? what do you do last? do you generally do things in the same order or do you mix it up? do you face the shower-head or face away from the shower-head? a heads up as to your gender would be illuminating, for the purposes of this highly scientific poll.
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yams!!
Step in, shampoo, slow 360 degree turn to wash all.
Then I sit, in lotus position, and let the water fall over my head as I quietly contemplate what I need to do that day.
Quite relaxing and it cleans my head, both inside and out.
For the record, I’m a guy, and I was a squid. So I take 5-minute showers and use the high-endurance hair AND body wash. Efficiency!
I always wash the hair first, too. Doesn’t make a lot of sense to me to wash the body and then have all the runoff from your head on your newly-cleaned body, does it? It’s like washing your car from the bottom up.
as a former squid, do you find long showers remind you of your former life in the ocean? does it make you homesick? do you avoid baths for this reason? do you ever regret giving up your tentacles? or did you retain them? are you using some other, alternative meaning of the word ‘squid’ of which i am unaware?
and i am fairly glad to see that most people so far face away from the shower and shampoo first. <gelfling> i thought i was the only one! </gelfling>
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yams!!
Conditioner (although I’ve been using 2-in-1 lately)
While conditioner is in, soap body
Rinse body and hair
Use face soap to wash face and ears
Get out, and immediately shave. I’ve never been too into the whole shaving-in-the-shower thing. I’ve heard that some people even brush their teeth in the shower. Freaks.
I enjoy long showers (like 30 minutes) if I’m not in a rush. Most of that time is spent standing sideways to the showerhead with the water hitting the back of my neck. Pondering.
-Get in shower, facing shower head
-Turn off water and get out of shower b/c I now have to go to the washroom. Every bloody time!
-Turn on water
-Get in shower, facing shower head
-Shampoo, rinse, put in conditioner
-Shave
-Rinse conditioner
-Body wash
-Lay down in shower and relax for a few minutes
-Get out
Perhaps TheTyrant was once in the Navy? Otherwise, I’d appreciate him answering the question yams!!! posed.
I don’t shower, I bathe, so I totally do it wrong. I usually wash my face, then hair, then body, then shave.
But oftentimes I bring a book, so it’s like read, soak for an extended period of time, wash face, dry hands, read more, wash body, read and soak, get out, and realize I forgot to shave.
I believe I am more brief than most people especially if I am in a hurry. A normal shower would be.
Get wet
Soap face
Soap body
Shampoo
Rinse everything
Total time elapsed would be 3 - 5 minutes although I like a long, lazy soak as much as the next person but I like sleep even more so I usually cut things close.
Teeth brushing = 1 minute
Shaving (I need to shave every day) = 90 seconds with a single-blade disposable razor. I have had issues with the gourmet shavers around everywhere these days about exactly what the hell they are doing that demands anything more than this. I count 7 long swipes at about .5 seconds each apiece with some smaller ones for upper lip and chin cleanup.
That should leave 3 - 5 minutes for getting dressed which is more than enough.
Ah, my apologies. Yeah, I was in the Navy. So a “shower” meant standing in a stainless steel phone booth. Water on, get wet, water off. Lather up. Water on, rinse, water off.
If we were on the surface or at periscope depth rolling to and fro in particularly rough seas, you have the added bonus of consciously trying to avoid touching the walls and whatever foul things your shipmates may have left there for you. =O
I always promised myself longer showers once I got out, but just never got out of the habit of keeping them quick.
I wash my face/brush teeth before getting in. If I’m washing my hair, I shampoo first (I have a two in one shampoo/conditioner). Then I soap up, wash all over. I usually face the shower. No need for shaving in the shower–I wax.