I Am Officially An SDMB Idiot

[QUOTE=carnivorousplant]
I thought I was the only one who had “User CP”.
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Right-- mine says User ITD

:smiley:

Duh. I wondered why I never got any. Turns out I didn’t have them turned on. Fixed now! Duh.

[QUOTE=Danalan]
I’ve had one private message. Just one. I always figured private messages were pretty much the province of the popular kids.
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Sign up for Feud notifications; you’ll get lots of practice dealing with PMS. :smiley:

I don’t mean to give you PMS, Scarlett. Just PM’s. Heh! :wink:

Well, I decided to put on my PM mode since I never did before, inspired by you, and what do you know, I found that you can opt to have :stuck_out_tongue: smilies and things that I never knew how to make before! :rolleyes: You are going to hate me until the shine wears off! :eek: :stuck_out_tongue:

[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen]
Right-- mine says User ITD

:smiley:
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Funny - mine says User PITA

[QUOTE=Squink]
Up in the top right corner, where it says:
Click on the private messages link…
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Is this a joke? I thought we could only have 50 PMs total?!

[QUOTE=Asimovian]
Is this a joke?
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See post #18.

[QUOTE=Squink]
See post #18.
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It was a very vague “HA!” I can’t be blamed.

[QUOTE=ShelliBean]
Funny - mine says User PITA
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Damn hamsters.

[QUOTE=Danalan]
I’ve had one private message. Just one. I always figured private messages were pretty much the province of the popular kids.
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You’ve had one more than me.

(And no, don’t PM me in sympathy to get my PM count up, please!)

[QUOTE=Squink]
Up in the top right corner, where it says:

Click on the private messages link…
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Dude, you might want to have a mod edit your link, I can see your private messages.

[QUOTE=Cervaise]
Dude, you might want to have a mod edit your link, I can see your private messages.
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The link (if it were in the message) would point to http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/private.php? – so it would point to the PMs of whoever was logged on to the computer.

[QUOTE=Cervaise]
I can see your private messages.
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And I can see your underpants. :smiley:

yeah, I didn’t know about PM’s either - then a Doper asked why I hadn’t replied.

Then I didn’t know I could get an automatic notification - I finally turned that on a couple of months ago…

Trust me, you are NOT alone in your Message Board ignorance - we need that fought as much as the General Questions we all know and love!

Holy guacamole, I had no idear! I’ve now turned mine on. So the next time I get hauled into The Pit somebody can tell me so I can join the fun while it’s still fresh!