Is this an intentional part of the board upgrade?
If so: woohoo, yay, etc.
If not: what’s up with the link in the username status corner?
yes.
Okay, so my next question is: how come I don’t have any yet? 
I’m cute, I’m lovable! I spell thnigs rihgt most of the time! How come I don’t have any messages, dangit?
Boy is that asking for it! How many do you have…like now?
Two. I’m happy now. 
Remember, there is a finite limit as to how many PMs you can have at one time. So if they’re small, throw 'em back.
Hey, size isn’t everything, you know!!! 
This fishy?
In the ‘what you get if you pay’ section, the mods might now want to include private messages, as they’re currently listed under cool stuff we might do in the future.
Yeah, we need to update. Waiting on Jerry to do all the stuff he needs to do before we start, otherwise it’ll all get knocked out by vB boilerplate. Rather just do this once.