I don’t know which annoys me more - the Christians who won’t leave me alone, or the Christians who won’t stop explaining why they won’t leave me alone.
It’s extremely condescending to explain us over and over again, as if we were slightly retarded, WHY you (the heavy-duty prostelytizers) do what you do. We KNOW why you do it - you are apparently compelled to explain this as often as you commit this intrusion.
Get a grip on this: some of us have read your Book, heard your message, listened to your explanation and we’re still not convinced. Underwhelmed might be a good term.
Someone once asked me why I wasn’t a Christian. It’s quite simple. I don’t believe Jesus is either God, or the son of God.
Meanwhile, you are continuing to act in manner I find offensive and disgusting. I realize, since I wear nothing to distinguish me as a Pagan, I might be mistaken for something else. However, when I state I’m not interested in your message I mean exactly that. Don’t bore me with “but if you only read the Bible!” - I’ve read it. Don’t “explain” to me why you feel compelled to do this. The state of my soul is between the Divine and me, it’s none of YOUR business. It’s not a potential Cosmic Brownie Point to add to your lifetime tally.
What does it take to convince you that what you are doing with your prostelytizing (by that, I mean an attempt to convert) is something that my religion considers a terrible wrong? The only comparison that I can think of is a particularly fundamentalist person who believes homosexualtiy is a mortal sin being badgered by homosexuals to engage in homosex, even after stating they are of X demonination, they believe sex with the same gender will send them to hell, and they are about to puke from disgust. But wait, let us explain why homosexuality is so much better than heterosexuality…if you would just try it… come to one of our parties where you can see the benefits homosexuality has brought to the lives of people… just get down on your knees and perform fellatio upon a person of the same gender and you will SEE THE LIGHT!.. You don’t have to believe, just do it and the FAITH WILL COME!
I think ya’ll should be getting the idea by now…
(Truthfully, I’m rather uncomfortable with the analogy, given that I believe homosexuality is a perfectly acceptable human variation, and that a person has more choice over their religion than over their sexual orientation. My apologies to anyone needlessly offended, but it’s hard to show how offensive somthing is without being offensive yourself)