I am proud to have a hairy asscrack

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Okay, this thread is my response to THIS thread, which I thought was kind of ridiculous.

Read the following:

I am proud to have b.o.
I am proud to have read a post by Homer
I am proud to have a hairy asscrack
I am proud of being an idiot
I am proud of having an ingrown toenail

Now, out of those 5 statements, why is only ONE of them TMI?

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uhhh, is it the second one?

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shouldnt #3 read: I am proud to have a sweaty hairy asscrack

cause if its really hairy it would retain more heat, making it sweaty.

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I am proud to pick my nose.
:smiley:

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LOL!

I am proud to have been quoted by Lizard, Silver, Pun, Corrado, Coldie, and many illustrious others
I am proud to have tripped on the boards
I am proud to have been drunk on the boards
I am proud to have a double ingrown toenail
I am proud to have masturbated earlier today

:wink:

–Tim

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Being on these boards for this long has immunized many of us from being disgusted at much of anything. The only TMI I saw in that thread was that you read posts by Homer. Reading his posts is something that you can do, but it should never be spoken about.

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I am proud that I DON’T have an ingrown toe nail.
I’m also proud that I endured the pain and had that little sucker ripped off my body.
I’m proud that I have a disgusting, oozing wound on my right foot.

I am very proud that Homer masterbated earlier today.

I’m proud I beat the monkeys…for another day.

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I am proud that I don’t know what TMI means.
I am proud to be a goat.
I am proud to not have humans rape me.
I am proud to have wasted your time by you reading this.

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I am proud that I don’t know what TMI means and that I may never know even after reading a thread dedicated to it because I don’t really give a damn what it means cause I hate acroynms.

I am proud that I would rather have a cold carrot shoved up my butt than not post on the straight dope.

I am proud that I stood in the shower drunk one time and tore up twenty dollar bills.

I am proud that the russians haven’t invaded the US succesfully and that they aren’t currently having their way with my dog.

And lastly I am proud that I haven’t had to have a penis enlargement surgery.