I am Shrimp Lo Mein

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I was getting some Chinese take out food and while I was checking out the menu I decided to see what food item has the same number as my name, almost all Chinese take out menus have numbers next to each item so you can order by number if you want.

So now I am Shrimp Lo Mein, which is rather exciting seeing how it is the last item in the Lo Mein part of the menu. So after mastering all knowledge of Shrimp Lo Mein, which then means I know all about Lo Mein as well I shall move my education to the Chicken section which I am doomed to study for the next 14 Years.

What Chinese food item are you?

2

Unfortunately I am not blessed with a number for a name.

3

I can only pray that I could be as cool as, say, Mongolian Beef.

4

Mmm… Mongolian Beef mmm

RE: OP
Please explain how one gets a number

5

Sizzling beefcake platter with spicy sauce.

6

Ah…my mistake I thought I put that in there but sadly I didn’t, you get a number by using…your age.

7

Well then, I am Kung Pao Chicken…

dang - now I’m hungry

8

I’m sorry the menu doesn’t go that high :smiley: seriously I 'm The Answer + 3, what am I

9

Crab Rangoon. Yay! Something I’ll actually eat!