I know it’s early and all, but this list might get long. I’m going to this local place that has EVERYTHING. So, wadda ya’ want?
Me? I’m getting Uni and Maguro sushi appetizer (this Chinese place has sushi!) and the Shredded pork in garlic sauce (extra hot).
[sub]Did I forget to tell you it’s my treat?[/sub]
1,000 year eggs.
General Tsao’s Chicken (Extra Spicy)
Hot~N~Sour Soup
And don’t forget the Crab Rangoon!
Vidi Vici Veni!
My order is simple:
Sesame Chicken, Steamed Dumplings, and a pint of Hot&Sour Soup.
No little packets of soy or duck sauce please, I have a bunch in the kitchen junk drawer already.
REAL Shrimp with Crispy Walnuts. If they only have the gross Mayonaise kind, I’ll take an order of Mu-Shu Shrimp, an order of Sweet and Pungent Scallops, and a side of shiu-mai. Oh…and I’m in a retro mood: an order of Wonton Soup, please!
Thanks!
Fenris
I’d love some chicken lo-mein, maybe a spring roll, and some soup…um, I liked the Hot&Sour stuff when I tried it, how about some of that?
Thanks!
:: stomach starts growling ::
Any body wanna split an order of veggie dim sum?
Let’s see, an order of spring rolls (not the big phallic kind, but the little fun-size variety), a small wonton soup, and a Combo #3.
Umm - I’ll have some Hot & Sour Soup, and some Candied Bananas please. 
Chicken Gong-Bao, please. Anybody want to split an order of itty bitty spring rolls?
I’ll split the dim sum with you, Spritle.
And for me, howzabout a small hot and sour soup and some shrimp in garlic sauce?
Zap!
I’ll split an order of egg rolls with someone if they don’t have yucky shrimp in them. Vegetarian please…but still deep fried goodness.
And I’ll have a large order of Kung Pao Chicken EXTRA HOT, and get me some chicken with cashews too. I can take it to work for lunch.
will $10 cover it?
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Nah. I’m sick of Chinese.
Bring back a pizza. Pepperoni, mushroom, anchovies. Make that double anchovies. And get some beer.
I’ll splurge - give me the Dragon and Phoenix. I’ll take an order of Egg Drop soup and some spring rolls as well. And make sure you get steamed rice, not fried. I’m trying to keep to a healthy diet.
Pot-stickers
Hot and Sour Soup
Kung Pao Chicken
Mongolian Beef
Curry Chicken (OMG, this is so good at the place near my parents’ house)
and something with pan-fried noodles…
Yeah, I’m hungry. And I have to eat lunch in the cafeteria again today. 
Maybe Chinese food for dinner, though…
Egg roll (only if I can get some duck sauce. otherwise fried wonton)
Beef & broccoli
Sweet & sour chicken
Rice
Thanks!
Another vote for Kung Pao Chicken (hot)
Sweet’n’sour Chickie balls (I know it’s not real chinese… but I CRAVE them)
Imperial rolls? yummy?
hmm. You gotta menu for that place?
Kung pao chicken, extra pao.
What is Sesame Chicken. I work at a chinese food place. We don’t have it, but everybody asks for it. What the heck is it?
Also, I’ll have some Vegetable Egg Fu Young some Crab Rangoon, thank you. What the heck, make it two orders of Crab Rangoon, I feel like indulging.
Szechuan chicken on a bed of noodles.
Mmmm…