I’m going to be a total slacker and a bad wife and order Chinese food for dinner again. (We had it last night too! :D)
Can I get you anything?
Rose
Mongolian Beef, with Fried Rice.
And a Coke, thanks!
Fried rice, with lotsa veggies.
Noodles, again, with lotsa veggies.
Kung pao chicken.
Mushroom chicken.
Dr Pepper.
Cashew Shrimp
Crab Rangoons
And a Diet Coke 
You know, I had crab rangoons once. But the doctor gave me this blue ointment and they cleared right up in a few days.
Beef with Broccoli
Shrimp with Lobster Sauce
Pork Fried Rice.
And tea! Soda with chinese food. Feh!
Hmm… I could use some fried shrimp cheese wontons, and some of those little fried noodle thingies they put on the table for you to munch on, and some fortune cookies…
And maybe a liposuction appointment when I’m done.
Get some spring rolls, will ya? Shrimp preferably. Man, I could put away TEN of those.
Dumplings. Those are great. Mmmmm. Oh, now my stomach’s growling like a ticked off Bichon Frise.
I need some ginger fried beef.
Yeah - Pot stickers; or they might call them fried dumplings. Have any plum wine handy?
Veggie lo-mein and some (veggie)spring rolls, please. Thanks!!
Veggie lo-mein and some (veggie)spring rolls, please. Thanks!!
Ginger beef…lemon chicken and and egg roll if you please…and plenty of white rice.
Keith
Oooh! Could I have the sweet’n’sour chicken, with a side of fried rice and a fortune cookie and a Coke?
I meant to double post … I’m famished! 
Wow, thanks for the offer! Let’s see…
Hot & Sour soup (gotta cleanse the palate,and the sinuses)
Sesame Chicken (variation on Gen. Gau’s, mmmmm)
Scallion Pancake(with hot and sweet sauce mixed for dipping)
Goonies!!!
Don’t forgot the fortune cookie; dessert AND counsel!
Oh yeah, the pineapple chunks would be nice too…
Thanks again (burp),
-Rav
P.S. Excuse me…
Szechwan chicken, please? (I can’t spell it, but I sure love it!)
Yes please!
Wanton soup
Spring roll and crab puff
Cashew chicken with a lil bit of fried rice. (I can mooch a tad from someone that doesn’t mind sharing, because I never finish the cashew chicken anyway.)
Thanks for offering,
Abby
P.S. Don’t forget the chop sticks!
Can you pick up some of those tasty lettuce wraps? And some Sizzling Rice Soup too, and some Mongolian Beef, and maybe just a little Teriaki Chicken. And don’t forget the fortune cookies.
Oh, and some green tea.
thanks
If it’s not too much trouble, could you stop off at the Mexican place down the street and pick me up a bean & cheese burrito? There’s a dear.