I am so angry because I just can not find anything to be angry about. I want to scream “I HATE YOU ALL!!!” or maybe throw my fists around and cry a little… BUT NOTHING COMES OUT! I want to be so pissed about a Sun thats hiding, or a chirping SUV, but damn if my mind is a blank! WILL SOME ONE PLEASE GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BE SO ANGRY ABOUT THAT I HAVE TO SHOUT RANDOM INSULTS, call a politician… and shoot a golden breasted finch if I feel the need? You do not know how pissed I am not, and how much I want to be so pissed about something that is so benign so I can post a thread like this to all fellow Strait Dopers. What cowardly bastards you are not! I wish I had a bat with a death ray attached so i could beat the hell out of all you that i really do not know! HOW I WISH that I was able to vent for sentences on an irrelevent subject! OH I am so trembling at the thought, you non-punks!
Log off and read a damn book. Problem solved.
you are NOT going to last long here because you are a FUCKING idiot with SHITFORBRAINS is this a parody post cause LYNN BODONI will kick YOUR ass if this is and you don’t have a link in the OP so what the HELL are you talking about anyway its also not a good idea to threaten MEMBERS of this board either
At least the OP knows how to use punctuation.
This thread is too stupid to continue. To the OP: If you can’t find something to be pissed about, don’t come crying to the Pit.
Lynn
For the Straight Dope