I just had the worst month of my life, and then something happened.
Something incredible. Someone.
I feel like I’m full of Alka-Seltzer.
congrats
Oh no! You got a boyfriend, right? 
There goes my chances.
–Tim
Why did someone feed you all of that Alka-Seltzer?
big smile
warm fuzzies
Um… this isn’t an artificial gigh is it?
Well, if you’re happy… and you know it…
Let me guess…
You’ve fallen for a man…pickle.
Its a good thing that you’re not a seagull.
I’ve found that a few cups of orange juice and a couple of hours in bed will make the feeling go away. Good luck.
And happy day to you
Congrats mega, looks like the worm has turned for you…
So tell us about it!!!
May we ask what happened? Anyways, happy is good. It’s fun and it’s warm and fuzzy. And it’s just happy.
Homer - even if you were right (which you’re obviously not), you’d still have BornDodgy and Medea’s Child etc. etc. etc.
So SPILL already mega, you terrible tease
What gives? Who’s making your heart beat faster?
Maybe she ate a bad taco. burp
One of the advantages to being a girl is giggling over new loves. DOOOOO tell, dear.
I feel that way with Lemon Alka-Seltzer Cold Remedy.
Ahh… I’m relazing just thinking of it…
I can still feel the Alka-Seltzer but I’m not happy anymore.
I don’t think this is supposed to happen.
Gee. That was a depressingly rapid turnabout.
Oh, do tell, Meg! It’s killing me! I’m sure I can relate, I know as sure as hell that I can relate to the horrible feeling of post-Alka-selzer burn.
In fact, I am still licking my wounds from a recent burn.
The reason:
All my life I’ve had experiences which I haven’t been able to share. Not once did I want to keep it to myself, but nobody else ever felt it. I’d explain, and no one ever understood.
And for the first time in my life, somebody does… and I never said a word. I just sat and listened while he began expressing everything he’s ever felt. Everything I’ve ever felt.
It is the absolute best feeling in the world being able to share the most amazing experiences of my life. To know that somebody has felt it too and that at some point will feel it with me.
I’d never realized until now how important it is to me and in my life, that I can share this with somebody. Especially when I don’t have to say a word to do it.
…I can’t stop exploding.