I am the ultimate thread killer

In My Humble Opinion
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I don’t have the highest thread-killing ratio; but I kill threads by my unspectacular responses.

I wish I could always be as entertaining and erudite as some of the other posters here. The problems I have reaching that are:

I don’t post in sex-related threads
I don’t post in flirt threads
I don’t have a passionate argument or position to post in GD
I don’t troll
I post only when I have something to say
I’m a self-identified geek; being a Star Trek, D&D, and computer games player/fan
My name causes fans of 31 teams to hate me
There are probably other reasons, as well.

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I kill threads with this statement.

“I had sex with Hitler”

It usually works too. :smiley:

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This thread would’ve been great if no-one responded.

:stuck_out_tongue:

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I bet the mods are the biggest thread killers what with their locking and deleting threads.

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I’m sure everyone responded just to make me look stupid.

[sub] I am reasonably sure this thread has fizzeled out,I’m pretty sure this post will kill it[/sub]

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ok. nobody answer. shhhhh.

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damn. Jinxed it again. :frowning:

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Did not, squeegee!

For those of you wondering, in my TKP thread referenced earlier, my formula was k/t, not k/p.
Threads killed / threads posted to

Not

Threads killed / post count

That is true TKP.

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I have not yet have had the experiece of killing a thread. is this my lucky day…?

It would be like 14% at once!

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I don’t look at it as ‘Thread Killing’. Just posting the ‘final word’ on the OP. :slight_smile:

Bob

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Famous last words:

“I am slain” Pollonius in Hamlet

“I shall end the thread” Prancing Puppy

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“For all to be accomplished, for me to feel less lonely, all that remained to hope was that on the day of my execution there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should greet me with howls of execration.”

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Famous Last words

Pull the pin and count to what?

look ma! no hands!

“Mom, mom I killed the thread by extensively talking about my AP Physics class” Do you really want that to happen?

All’s well that ends well.

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http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=144366

at last count I was running about 16-18% tkp (thread kill percentage)

while bibliophage had the highest (tkp%) I could find at about 25%

these numbers are based on old findings however & YMMV

…Next :smiley:

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…

“It is better to regret having done something, than to regret not having done it.”

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Threadkiller the ultimate I am.

hmmm…The wrong thread this is I think. :rolleyes:

Try this one I believe I shall. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3536191#post3536191