I am well and truly sick of porn.

You know, I for one, would love to see a paper on pornography. Just sitting here thinking about a college level paper on porn is making me smile.

Are you going to use terms like coitus, engorged, manually released?

Actually, you’ve put me in mind of Huey & Bertie (the Looney Tunes mice)

andygirl (channelling Huey): Boit, the average person watches fifty-three hours of porn in it’s lifetime. I figure tonight, I’ve lived two t’ousand years…

I took a media psychology class. Different intellectual goal, same result. But in my case, it was because of a film called Dreamworlds 2, by UMASS professor Sut Jahaly (sp?). Basically, it drew a correllation between the objectivication of women in music videos and violent porn. Sorta. Disturbing as all hell.

Then there was my job at the video store, where we had to reshelve the porn titles at the end of the night shift. My favorite line was when my mild-mannered friend Lloyd ran out from the porn room and exclaimed: “Just Kissing…and More is SOOOO much more then just kissing.”

Mbwahaha!

The Feminist Paper O’Doom has been turned in. (Thanks, Matt, for the email- nice to know I’m not the only one who thinks MacKinnon is a raving loon.)

Basically, my paper was about how ridiculous it is to ban pornography on the grounds that it is the cause of society’s ills and misogyny. (My position is that it is reflective of it, but certainly not the cause.)

Meatros, I didn’t use any of those words, but in my works cited page I have about three links that would get me banned if I posted them here…

meatros:

Here you go

Be forewarned that it’s a lot more sympathetic to Dworkin and less so to porn than the academic mainstream these days. But I daresay it isn’t knee-jerk anything. Feel free to disparage.

So you’re not completely left out, here are a few choice segments from the essay I mentioned, for my Sexual Ethics class last year:

I have been comtemplating the BORING nature of porn of late.

  1. Someone should sell porn blooper reels. (People falling off beds and so on.)

  2. Stever Irwin, “The Crocodile Hunter” would be very funny in a porn movie.
    “Golly mate, its a pUUUsh-up bra! And a garTAH belt!”

I think they DO have porn blooper reel.

The porn blooper reel includes a scene of Ron Jeremy being shaved head to toe and painted and costumed as a Kabuke dancer. The most surreal thing I think I’ve ever seen, not least of which is the sheer number of razors required to depilate the Hedgehog.

b.

Surreal to you. Disturbing to me. :eek: Nightmares, here we come…

Now all you need, auRa is a dancing evil santa head (of death) singing to a wiggling coke can made into a Kabuke play, starring a shorn Ron Jeremy.

You’re gonna be in therapy for years. YEARS!!!

b.

Actually, I find porn immensely amusing, or at least the boxes. Honestly, if I ever want a good laugh I’ll go to the neighborhood adult video store and just laugh and laugh and laugh…