I told everybody, EXCEPT my parents! 
Why should I tell my parents what happened on my wedding night? I’m assuming they figured it out for themselves.
Thought I didn’t tell them several nights at her place prompted my dad to say don’t get her pregnant.
No, of course not, and HELL No.
I told my parents nothing about my sex life, nor did they ask me. I did not ask my children about their sex lives (other than to emphasize the responsibilities that come with having sex,) nor did they volunteer any information.
There are many well written, educational books about sex. I suggest the OP read a few.
I’m gonna ignore the obvious joke here, that would probably get me banned.
You pull into a drive-in
You find a place to park
You hop into the backseat
Where you know it’s nice and dark
You’re just about to move
You’re thinking it’s a breeze
There’s a light in your eye
And then a guy says
Out of the car, long hair
Oowee, you’re coming with me
The local police
I will definitely tell them!
No, but I’m pretty sure they figured it out. I didn’t start dating until I was 22, and seeing as I was still living at home, after I went out with a girl three times in one week and came home near dawn, they had to have put one and one together. I think they were relieved.
I never told mine anything but when I was in college, one of my dorm-mates told her parents when she went home on break and they promptly kicked her out. Luckily her dorm room was paid for up until the end of semester and by then they had forgiven her.
You were giving her a heads up that you werent a virgin.
Parents?
I don’t think I told anybody.
I consider my sex life to be no one’s business but mine. OK, and my husband.
I don’t want to know about anyone else’s sex life either. Not a prude - I just don’t need to know that much about anyone.
I recommend watching an animated short film I saw about 25 years ago called “Wrong Hole.”
Re: the OP, the Cut YouTube channel has a number of relevant videos:
kids tell their parents how they lost their virginity 1
kids tell their parents how they lost their virginity 2
parents tell their kids how they lost their virginity
They have some other videos that spend more time with specific parent/child conversations. Most of these stories are funny, some of them are kind of sweet.
Nope, I figured they wouldn’t have taken it well because her parents didn’t after I told them. 
Not for 15 years. I was date-raped. When I tried to discuss it with the person I thought was my bestie, she A.) told me that it was not date rape, and B.) lorded it over me because she kept her virginity until she was months older than me despite having done everything but penetration for a couple of years. Needless to say, I decided to tell no one else at the time. The consequences of all of this basically changed who I am and still affects me 40 years later.
Mine kind of figured it out (and by “kind of” I mean “all ambiguity about it went out the window”) when I told them that Crystal thought she was pregnant. A few days later that turned out not to be true, fortunately.
No. Though my mother, who was no prude, would have said “oh, thank God.”
My kids did not tell me. For which I thank them.
There’s just a whole lot to unpack from that OP. Too many run-on sentences and non-sequiturs.
Heck, I didn’t even tell my partner!
No no no, I’m not saying my partner was unconscious. I’m saying I didn’t tell them that it was my first time.