I Am?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

1: A doctor
2: A millionare
3: A politician
4: A parent
5: A teenager
6: A PETA activist
7: A vegan
8: A virgin

Only one of them is true… Which one? And then do your own!

4

2

I think I’ve seen you mention kids somewhere, so I think you’re a parent.

I am:

  1. A receptionist

  2. A teacher

  3. A stay-at-home mom

  4. A massage therapist

  5. An atheist

  6. A MENSA member

  7. A “crazy cat lady”

  8. A redhead

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3

I am:

  1. Unemployed

  2. Plotting World Domination

  3. Poor

  4. Underage

  5. Strikingly handsome

  6. All of the above

6

4

Rigamarole, you are supposed to supply your guess for the person above you before posting your own.

5

for Abbie Normal, I’m going with a vegan

for YaWanna, a MENSA member

for Rigamarole, unemployed

I am:
[ol]
[li]an office manager[/li][li]a teacher[/li][li]an accountant[/li][li]a jazz singer[/li][li]a Broadway Diva wannabe[/li][li]a professional dog walker[/li][li]a full time homemaker[/li][li]a Weight Watchers leader[/li][li]a devout catholic[/li][li]a yuppie[/li][/ol]

5. Broadway Diva wannabe

6

Oops, I didn’t realize.

Well at this point I’ve already looked, but I first thought 2.

7

Thats right but I need to throw out a guess for you before I look at the spoiler… I would say 4 based on absolutely nothing but pure guesswork.

Well better luck for me next time :smack:

8

Hee - this is like “stump the Dopers” - I wonder if anyone will guess me right? I’m 3 for 3 so far.

9

Heh. My guesses:

Abbie’s a parent.
YaWanna’s a massage therapist.
Rigamarole is underage.
anyrose is an accountant.

I am:

  1. a Tae Kwon Do black belt
  2. the son of a congressperson
  3. an insurance salesman
  4. 19 years old
  5. lead singer of a band
  6. gay
  7. an English major
  8. a blonde
  9. a Packers fan
  10. Curt Smith
10

Er, yeah, the answer:

5, although we haven’t met in a couple years. I’ve been wishing I had an excuse to sing again.

11

For Roland, I’m going to guess #9.

I am:

  1. A former phone sex operator.
  2. Right-handed.
  3. Afraid of dogs.
  4. A flautist.
  5. A youngest child.
  6. Allergic to bees.
  7. Mostly deaf.
  8. Male.

Number 5, the youngest of two.

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I’ll make a stab in the dark and say that you are … 7. an english major.

As for me, I am -

  1. A department store manager.
  2. An extra in the Woody Allen movie “Melinda vs. Melinda”
  3. The gopher for a mafia don.
  4. The one-time boyfriend of Wynonna Ryder (back when we were in high school together.)
  5. The reluctant muse of Brett Easton Ellis.
  6. A recovered heroin addict.
  7. Apparently, the last person left in Manhattan without a cellphone. (excluding some, but not all, homeless people).
  8. A devout buddhist.
  9. All of the above.
  10. None of the above.

And the truth is, I am -

7.

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Art Vandelay, I will guess…7.

I am:

  1. only fifteen
  2. someone who never graduated from high school
  3. a really big Jewel fan
  4. wearing leather pants right now
  5. a professional inventor
  6. in the navy

My answer is 2.

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She dumped you because you kept spelling her name wrong? :wink: Remember, Johnny Depp was able to reduce his tattoo to “Wino Forever”

I am?

  1. a lab animal tech
  2. a Honda Civic owner
  3. secretary of the library board
  4. tenor in the gospel choir
  5. a big fan of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein
  6. wearing Birkenstocks right now

Sorry I coudn’t guess about EE; I peeked :frowning:

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Okay, I’m doing pretty well so far. For gigi I guess . . . 3. There are an awful lot of library people running around this board, aren’t there?

As for me, I am:

  1. the same height as my mother
  2. a collector of garter belts
  3. a pet owner
  4. a smoker
  5. employed by the city
  6. tattooed
  7. obsessed with sheep
  8. a pathological liar

7) obsessed with sheep. Just for the record, though, I was obsessed with sheep way before the whole Hal Briston fiasco.

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Mine is 2. I am treasurer of the library board :wink:

Weird One, (1)??

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I guessed 6. I obviously didn’t read your userid! :wink:

For me, I am:

1.) a NASCAR fan
2.) an active paramedic
3.) a skydiver
4.) a chemistry teacher
5.) an Appalachian Trail Thru-Hiker
6.) taking yoga classes
7.) a front-end manager in a super-mega-mart
8.) a trumpet player
9.) studying german and spanish
10.) a level 9 half-elf, neutral-good ranger

6, but I’m playing dirty pool with ya’.
I was 2,3,4,7,8 & 9; I’m trying to section-hike the AT, and, even tho I have always been interested and played CRPG’s, I have only once actually played AD&D, and it was with a horrible DM.

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JustAnotherGeek

I’ll say 6. Geeks don’t watch Nascar. :wink:

I am:

  1. A lumberjack.

  2. An illustrator for a doll catalog.

  3. Allergic to cats.

  4. A mother of 3.

  5. An animal shelter volunteer.

  6. A home builder.

3.

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For Honey I’ll guess five.

I am:

  1. smelling like the rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed.
  2. I said to no one there.
  3. high, Opal.
  4. a man. I spell M-A-N, man.
    e) too sexy for my shirt.
  5. what I yam.
  6. woman, hear me roar.
  7. Superman, and I know what’s happening.

Many of those are fine choices, but it’s really just number 4.

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gotta be 6. By definition.

I am

  1. a degu owner
  2. a native hawaian
  3. a great cook
  4. a chemist
  5. a kidney donor
  6. in my 40s

The correct answer is 3. I used to own degus but not any more, my mom was from Hawaii, but her grandparents were from Europe, my brother is a chemist, my kidneys don’t even do me any good and I’m only 38.