i am

alright, i just spilled water on myself for the third time in a row. my pants are soaked in the area commonly referred to as the “crotch” and i look like i just wet myself. apparently i don’t know how to screw the top onto my water bottle correctly. come on, i deserve it, tell me how stupid i am.

I wonder where you are trying to go with this. What kind of responses do you expect to get that would make this worthwhile? OK; you are very stupid! Satisfied? Now the only way anybody else can follow up is to add some modifiers and a variety of other adjectives. You are very stupid. Extremely silly. Then again, maybe I am wrong and this could end up being thread of the year. :rolleyes:

yeah, thats it. go with it. you’re doing a great job.

Apparently you can’t find the shift key either.
Is that stupidity? Not for me to say.

:slight_smile: You dumbass!

There, ya happy?

Hope you got cleaned up. What a [expletive] thing to have happen!