I just had a Wonka bar, and it was jolly good, indeed. Chocolatey, Caramelly and packed with fudge. MMMMMMMM-mmmmmm.
Therefore, I anti-pit those fudge packing wonkas at the wonka factory.
So they pack fudge with the best of them??? :rolleyes:
Oompa Loompas.
Yeah, you’re a joke cabdude, surely you know they are Oompa Loompas, not wonkas… :smack:
Wonkas would be too wonky to be able to pack fudge.
Oompa Loompas would have more oomph 
Clearly I’m the wonka.
Though I’ve heard rumors of slave labor of illegal immigrants and industrial accidents inside in factory. Something about some non-FDA approved chewing gum and foreign cotamination of chocolate supplies.
Basically, a lot like Wal-Mart.
Go goo Ga Choob?
There’s no caramel in the Wonka bars they sell here…
But how do they get the caramel into those Cadbury bars?
I have just now partaken of one of these “Wonka” bars.
It is indeed, as it proclaims on the wrapping, a “Whipple Scrumptious Caramel Delight”.
Kythereia must be talking about different chocolates because “Wonka” chocolates are made by Nestlé 
This bar also contains “Chocolate MUD SLUDGE™, rice crisps and gooey caramel, smothered in milk chocolate.”
The only bad thing about it is that it is only 48g, it should be much bigger so I could totally make myself sick…
I can’t comment about the Cadbury bars, but I believe the injection of caramel in the Wonka bars is an unintended consequence of the fudge packing process. The Oompa-Loompas, spurred on by the incessant whipping from their Wonka overlords often become a little too ‘enthusiastic.’ I’ll leave the rest up to your imagination.
Oh, great… And I said that I wanted them bigger so I could make myself sick. :rolleyes:
Imagine how tired the poor Oompa Loompas would be after a hard day’s fudge-packing with incessant whipping :eek:
I wonder if they are members of the “Fudge Packers Union” 