I ate a box of Wheaties today

Most of it in the last 20 minutes.*

  • I should also feel compelled to add that I didn’t eat the box itself or the plastic liner. Although there is no other food in the house and I’m still hungry as a mutherfucker.

All I can say is:

Prepare yourself for one hell of a marathon poop. Hope you got lots of TP!

Be a good idea to drink some extra water today.

Generally water intake’s not a problem for me but I understand the point (and if anyone else out there tries to do this, please follow Philster’s advice). I actually had the rest of my half gallon of tea to finish last night and if this morning was any indication, I soaked it all up.

We expect to see you sporting Superbowl, NBA championship, World Series, Stanley Cup, and PBA Tour rings tomorrow :smiley:

Hm. The box I have shows Pedro Martinez. Just my luck, I finally have a chance to make it big in a sport in its off-season!