1 Bosc pear, 1 banana, 6 oreo cookies, 20 or so ounces of gatorade, and raspberry yogurt.
What no plastic fork tines? 
Somebody had to say it!
My pride.
One cup of coffee. And a mango for breakfast, yum!
It’s now 1 PM, and yes, I’m getting hungry.
A thyroid pill, lots of water, an apple-cinnamon generic Nutri-Grain bar, and some spit (mine, of course).
Hm. 2 scoops whey powder, 2 cups water, 1 can diet vanilla coke, 1 cup granola cereal, 1 cup skim milk. Probably going to have two natural peanut butter/whole grain bread/sugar free jelly sandwiches, 2 more scoops of whey powder and assorted non-calorie beverages before I call it a day.
I’m cutting right now. Trying to get a six-pack before I die. Not too far left to go (before I die or before I get the aforementioned 6p, take your pick 
), but it’s still a pain.
A lot of crap from people on the phone!
Two slices toast, 2 fried eggs, large coffee, milk, equal, peanut butter sandwich, handful of carrots, three diet Cokes.
Jeez I look like a pig compared to some of you…
1 glass orange-tangerine juice, 1 egg-bacon breakfast burrito with hot sauce, 3 Hershey Kisses, 1 bottle water.
Well, I swallowed a fly, then a spider to catch the fly, then a bird to catch the spider, then a cat to catch the bird, then a dog to catch the cat, then a goat to catch the dog, then a cow to catch the goat, then a horse to catch the cow…
All of that at a buffet restaurant, huh.
Tea with lemon and sugar.
I should really eat breakfast or lunch or something.
Hook, line and sinker.
Blueberry muffin leftover from Perkins w/ slab of margarine (damn, those muffins are good), coffee, creamy chicken ramen, drained, mixed with vegetalbe mix (broccoli, cauliflower, carrots), and a dab of ceaser dressing stirred in, yum.
2 english muffins w/ butter & honey
2 tribulus pills
1 dhea 10mg
1 multivitamin
1 b-vitamin complex
1 l-taurine
1 1/8th tsp l-glutamine
4 shiner bock beers
5 cigarette fumes
Got you beat—crow and anger.
A handful of medicine accompanied with a diet grapefruit soda.
34 oz water
multivitamin
calcium supplement
antihistamine pill
…man, I’m hungry.
I’m on my second cup of tea. That’s all, so far.
You and me both. I’ve had a birth control pill, an antidepressant, and an extra-large Dunkin’ Donuts coffee, about seven hours ago.
And now that I’m thinking about it, I’m starving.
I was craving something not diet-y. So instead of suppressing my craving, I gave into it, just once. And so far, it’s the only thing I’ve eaten today:
Vanilla ice cream, with chocolate syrup, butterscotch syrup, covered in caramel magic shell.
I feel kind of sick. 
I think the next thing I swallow will be some Pepto Bismal. Bleh.