No, not The Evil Dead/Book of the Dead special edition DVD.
Anyway, I didn’t eat my whole Christmas present; just a slice of it. Mom made me a pecan pie. Yup, home-made pecan pie. Heated in the microwave oven. And I followed it down with cold milk from a glass bottle.
I’ll probably keep it. I use one for my change and another one for mixing powdered milk. I don’t really need another one, and I could return the bottle to get my $1 deposit back; but I rarely shop at that store (I was only there because I was looking for blackeyed peas), so it’s not really worth the effort of returning it.
I don’t know if I’d call it gross, but I rarely drink it. That’s why I make powdered non-fat milk; so I have it on hand when I need it, instead of buying a quart and having it turn yellow and clear in the fridge.
But if you don’t like milk, check this: They didn’t have non-fat milk in the glass bottles. They didn’t have 2% in the glass bottles. They didn’t even have the chocolate milk in the glass bottles. So I bought whole milk. Ooh! Mucous-y!