Any of these could be Wesley Willis lyrics. Or possibly Anal Cunt. RIP both…
He isn’t alone. There is of course, a burgeoning dinosaur pornfiction canonout there. Also my favorite Rule 34 reference: google “dragons fucking cars.” And I’ll bet this guy’s bank account will make you weep.
Kinda weird (well, just one weird thing out of many, I guess) how many are just slight variations. There’s a “Pegasus” and a “Dark Pegasus”. “Tentacles” and “Alien Tentacles”. "Robohound’ and “Alienhound”. etc.
Also, I’m usually the last person to criticize someone else’s poor grammar, but something about the phrase “Forced me Gay” is like nails on a chalkboard for my brain for some reason.
This is a real thing? I figured from the titles that they were children’s books, done in a style like Barney. Maybe the books are meant to be warnings to children to not be “forced gay” by everyday temptations such as dinos, dark pegasusses (pegasi?) and whatnot, and to help them lead good Christian lives.
People read this? And enjoy it? Dinosex? Let alone that the “dinosaurs have gained control of the world economy due to exceptionally accurate stock predictions.” Who knew they were that smart? Or not extinct?
“It includes- Rough sex, dubcon, oral, cream pies and more!” I know what the first is, the third is obvious, but I have no idea about the other two (and the “more!” frightens me) and I’m not sure I want to.
