Once she’s getting railed on the cover of Maxim or whatever, dudes are going to be all up on her, but I call Emily Browning for myself. I’ve thought she was incredibly beautiful since A series of Unfortunate Events, but as she’s bloomed a little more she’s becomethe most beautiful young woman in Hollywood. I don’t know if it’s her eyes, or those lips that are so chubby and thick I just want to gnaw them like a big rare steak, all I know is I’m ready to be her white slave, and she’s mine! Mine!
Eh, she’s ok, nothing special.
But if we’re calling dibs, I call Megan Fox (slightly NSFW) for a plaything to fool around with for a few months, and then Anne Hathaway to have as a longterm dealie after I leave Megan for being way too crazy.
I forgot to mention how huge and square her head is. It’s like a fine-ass E.T. coming toward you in a wig.
Even though it makes me a dirty old man, I too thinks she is a cutie.
She lives near a friend of mine. Or at least, she did before she became a movie star.
Dude. She was like 14 in that movie.
16, I think. Not that I concur or anything. Cough.
Unfortunately you’re too late. I already called her.
I’ll loan her out to you for special occasions though, since I’m a nice guy and all.
She’s one of those women, like Liv Tyler and Julia Roberts IMHO, who can be either drop-dead gorgeous or actually rather homely depending on their expressions, the lighting, the angle from which you’re seeing them, etc.
Did you also call Lauren Ambrose? They look like they could be at least half-siblings.
Hmm… really? The one thing I remember thinking from the trailer was ‘Hey, they found a pre-teen version of Scarlett Johannson’ 
Fine. If Emily Browning ever tries to pick me up, I’ll say: “Sorry, but I’m a doper and Freejocky called dibs”.
You can rest easy now.
If I hadn’t read your OP, I’d think you were describing someone absolutely hideous. E.T. in a wig- not my idea of attractive.
:: double-checks Emily Browning’s age in a reflexive but probably pointless attempt to minimize my own skeeviness::
:: sighs in relief::
Yes, I tend to agree. When I saw A Series of Unfortunate Events, and one of Uncle Olaf’s schemes involved
forcing her to marry him
I remember thinking, "How was that not your FIRST evil plan?
But I’m not sure “hot” is the right word. The girl who plays her elder sister, Arielle Kebbel, is more conventionally hot. Browning is what I think of as a synergy girl: the whole is greater than the sum of the parts
Um, yes, you could say that… http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album43/arielle-kebbel-stuff100601.jpg
I think her face is so-so, but she has a quite comely form.
Browning is another story. She has a great face, and her appeal is harder to define. Some other time I’ll start a thread on beautiful versus pretty versus cute versus sexy.
She was quite stunning in Ghostship…if you were 14, a very beautiful girl.
Hrm. I remember thinking, “She’s going to grow up to be quite a looker.”
That being said, Maxim? I really don’t like the photography in that magazine. The posing is kinda ‘meh’, and, well, I say this as a film geek… The lighting? Terrible. Makes everyone look like they spent six weeks in a bad, bad tanning salon. I realize that’s the look they’re trying for, but to me it makes all the women look near-identical, and not in an even remotely attractive way.
So… From maxim photos, can’t judge- I’m prejudiced. But I did once find her quite attractive.
I guess it takes all kinds. I think she’s funny-looking.
Somehow Emily Browning got mixed up in my mind with Elizabeth Barrett Browning and Emily Dickinson. I’m glad I was mistaken.
StG