**Tell me your ideal death.
Gone in 12 seconds **
Share your most horrible responses to websites/personal ads
Screw your culture, take responsibility
**Anyone think OJ is not a killer?
Russians who speak english.
**In Russia, gloves fit YOU!
I’m waiting for these to line up on the main SDMB page, but they probably never will:
** Bill O’Reilly, they should have fed you some of Shug Avery’s pee
Is there a way to sharpen this tool?
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**What is Rosicrucianism all about?
Head-butting and foreheads
**
A nice combination of thread title and username:
** Do you have a “porn buddy”?
WhyNot **
**In WWII, how did Switzerland remain out of it?
Butt bombs
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** In WWII, how did Switzerland remain out of it?
Hosepipe into Space
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**Who should play Spider Woman
Bionic Woman
**
**Vermonter’s do things a little differently. I like it!
Men, would you be OK with your SO doing this?
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**Size Does Matter (but some women are in apparent denial)
Things you must never tell your spouse, but must continue to do.
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** Vibrators are bad! Stop using them!
Who are the tenderest people?
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The ones using the vibrators too much.
**I don’t normally indulge in RO, but DAMN…Daycare workers tape infant’s mouth shut
Or you could just turn it off.
OK, NOW I’m REALLY annoyed with the Anti-vaccination crowd
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**Is there a double standard regarding sex toys? (TMI)
Vibrators are bad! Stop using them!
**
This years potential Rock Hall Nominees are…
Criminal Minds
** I feel sexiest in…
Barium Enema or Exercise Stress Test?
**
Hmmmmm… I’d have to go with the stress test. I’m not into enemas.
I wish these two were reversed:
**Vibrators are bad! Stop using them!
Tell me about starter motorcycles **
**First time vacation in the US, things to experience
What’s your favorite position?
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**Female High School Student Poops on Classroom Floor with Student Witnesses Present
Giggidy! I made my first youtube vid! **
Millit the Frail has some happy news
Same sex marriage legal in Iowa
Congratulations Millit! 
**I can has cute sequential thread?
I can has break from moron-speak?**