Wiser words have never been spoken.
Boner…the name’s M.S. Boner…and you are?
::::amused look from Boner::::
:::Boner wipes lapels of white dinner jacket::::
(drives off)
I flatly reflect your hypothesis, sir.
The man (?) clearly masturbated himself furiously; ergo, he clearly did something.
My Tip for You of the Day™:
When going for comedy, one must actually be funny.
This has been My Tip for You of the Day™.
Aint no bar in the basement bitch. Gotta get out in the light afore ye can fight.
Nerds are very good at taking the high road. Its a social insecurity thing, they have their excuses made years in advance. “I didnt fight back because it is a more noble thing to walk away”. Nah, you were just scared of getting hit, admit it.
I never worried about what society thought of me, so if some numpty pushes too far, then yes, chances are he will get punched. Such is life, even if it hasnt happened to me in years.
Also, I would completely destroy any of you pussy fucks in a fight, cos I am all psycho an shit and wouldnt stop till you was all battered and shit. I actually got in a fight once, with a gang of hombres. I kicked them so hard they fell down, then I sexed all their sisters. It was great.
I can’t even tell the joke posts from the serious ones.
The entire thread is a joke. It’s very meta.
:dubious: “Sexed”? I presume that choice of language is because a gentleman of your elegant manners and savoir-faire wouldn’t condescend to use so vulgar a word as “fucked”?
He means he determined their genders.
I want to hear more about the douchebag fucking some old woman’s potted plants.
msmith537, you’ve gotten downright uncivilized! And in just a few years. Guess I’m a bad influence. 
Just kidding. Welcome to middle age, kid.
If you had an ocean of testosterone flowing through your veins, you would have got it.
Potato famine!
Walked away. You only go for the bottle/glass smashing if it’s empty. Wasting liquor, especially scotch, would have been unpardonable.
I’m sorry… I’m only half way through the thread but hot damn that’s some good funny right there!
My sarcastic meter is reading: “Not sure if sarcastic?”
Bullshit.
If I could fight anybody? I’d fight Gandhi.
You and the Red Dwarf crew both, eh? 
I’d go with Hemingway.