Aww, shucks. I don’t even have a surly response to this. Thanks.
Admitted, but I didn’t make an OP out of it expecting everybody to think I’m some badass who’s irresistible to the ladies now did I?
And Hodiggity1, yes, I suppose it was a bit of bragging. It was drunken and uncoordinated (the vast majority of fights are. Life ain’t the movies), but I did win the damn thing. Go me!
My main point was to address the posters defending msmith that are claiming anybody who is mocking him would have obviously never fought the guy in the hotel bar. That’s simply not true. I wouldn’t have put the scotch down and shoved the guy. I would have hit him over the head with the scotch.
That’s just a joke. I’ve never hit anybody with a beer bottle and never will, but msmith is the type of guy that always says “I could have kicked his ass” and “I could have fucked her” when in fact he could have done neither.
The OP should have just related a story about how the guy in the bar was an asshole. He could have bragged about his restraint in the face of conflict. But he didn’t. He wrote about how much of a badass he is when he never actually did anything badass.
There is only one response for this.
Sorry. You’re resenting how harsh that is now, but later you’ll understand that it is the only. way. you’ll. learn.
He showed up the other guy as a chump, and took his women (or at least, had the opportunity to). That’s pretty badass. Maybe a little douchey, sure. But a lot of you guys are taking it way over the top. You’re doing it too when you say there’s no way he would have been able to fuck her. After you’re in the singles scene for a while and have some successes and failures, you can tell when you have a good shot at sealing the deal. And considering msmith’s postings on relationships and recommendations to single guys, there’s no real reason to think he’s delusional about his actual chances with the girl.
No, he embellished and I call bullshit. I am in the singles scene and I have been in fights. This guy is full of shit. Remember the story I told? What if I told it this way?
So I’m walking home with my girlfriend, and this motherfucker says he wants to rape her. I grab this asshole by the neck, punch him in the head, knee him, and the asshole goes to the ground. I was pounding his head against the side walk until my girlfriend pulls me off. Me and my girlfrienf fucked like rabbits the next day.
That’s not the way I wanted to tell it, but it does sound more kickass than than the OP because it has actual truth behind it.
Wow. Ok, the OP was a bit douchy. But damn, what’s with all the peace-living hippies in this thread? Have you guys ever been to a freakin’ bar? If you’re in a bar, acting like an asshole, expect a fight.
You’re projecting man. There’s no reason why you should be taking such a hostile stance… are you mad at the OP for some reason?
Who’s a “peace loving hippie”? Most of us are just saying that the guy is full of shit.
It’s the pit. He wants to say he’s Chuck Norris, I’m going to enter the dragon and Bruce Lee his ass.
I just came in to thank** A Monkey With a Gun **for taking over for the remainder of the thread with his “who’s the bigger jackass” story. I’m sure it will play well here.
I guess that end of the day, I don’t really care if people think I’m “badass”. The reality is I got into a minor confrontation in a bar, it pissed me off and I wrote about it. My goal at the time was not to show how “badass” I was or beat the crap out of some loser. It was a reaction to some jerk getting in my face. It happens.
So now I’m all confused and don’t know if I should have walked away or smashed a bottle over his head?
You did the right thing, you just told the story wrong. I’m just fucking with you, buddy.
But seriously, what was with all the “Chicks dig a guy who kicks ass” bullshit?
You should smash a bottle over his head, roundhouse kick him in the face, wink to the camera and then leave with his girls in tow.
Yes. Yours appears to include a lot more hillbillies and overcompensating.
Apparently this one did. Or more likely she just liked drunk guys in bars at 1:30 am since she couldn’t have seen it happen. Hey, I still think it’s cool when a strange girl offers me a message (and isn’t a hooker - I asked …because quite frankly it seem like a likely option).
Christ. You’re pathetic. I’m walking away.
Emphasis added. Oooh, soo-AVE, dude. :dubious:
(And even I, a heterosexual woman, get messages offered me from strange girls all the time. I just delete 'em from my inbox. :D)
Thanks a lot for the earworm :mad:
I say to all who have never been pushed into or made the choice to fight out of a corner… Shut the fuck up. Thank You. 
There, now you’re getting it. See,if you entitled you thread, “Skanks dig me” and then explained about how you acted immaturely in a bar cuz you were a drunk, lonely businessman and, apparently, those are the types of guys skanks find attractive, nobody would have made fun of you. In fact, you could’ve added that you were so lonely that even the skanks were tempting but you realized how much you loved your girlfriend and saved yourself at the last minute. Then you chastise yourself saying you can’t believe how fast you lost your temper and go on and on about how you feel like a loser and you miss your girlfriend really, really bad. Then you would have gotten a lot of “awwwws” from the girl posters (the guys would have called you a pussy but who cares about them).
Mostly I learned not to start threads when I’m drunk and angry. Because like most things drunk and angry, they end up being a bit more retarded than you intended.
I think the bigger flaw is that you intended them to be retarded in the first place 
The booze is just making it worse. Me thinks you need to modify your basic posting strategy.