Fags…and Mormons…working together.
:eek::D:cool:
You’re a sharp one.
He’s/She’s taken the naturally conclusion if you defend yourself physically you must be homophobic.
It’s the queers! They’re in it with the aliens! They’re building landing strips for Gay Martians, I swear to God!
If you’re willing to bet on lissener’s interpretation of ANYTHING, my theory is that you’re retarded.
Only the top of my head!
Ah. Well, that makes about as much sense as the reference to SOIL!!! :dubious:
Every time I am in a bar and someone threatens my ass I just threaten back with my “beard”.
Trust me, you don’t wanna tangle with someones “beard”.
As someone who has actually been in a real physical encounter in the last week, I could add loads to this thread, but do not intend to incriminate myself by giving details to a crime affecting nobody but me and one other guy, when neither of us wishes to involve the police.
They beat you up and then shaved your head?!
Oh, the humanity!
“They”? There was only one. And what makes you think I took a beating?
ps. Leave my bald head out of this!
What wounds? I can’t see anything from all the glare 
Did you take the keys outa somebodies zipcar again?
Here’s a better shot. It’s only 5 stitches in there.
In English, mofo! 
Man, those 5 bladed razors nick like a muther!
Here is a clue for you. Dont ever do this, it will really piss someone off.
Still don’t get the reference. Are you asking if I got in a meaningless argument, or something?
And it wasn’t a razor nick, it was caused by a boulder about half the size of my head, which if I had been a fraction slower, would have hit me full in the face, in case you really wanted to know.
For anyone interested, I’ve decided I’ll answer any queries you might have anyway, and if anyone from officialdom gets involved, I’ll just say “I was lying on the internet…everyone does it!”
No, I believe you. No need for details. The pics speak for themselves.
It was all a joke. Sorry you didnt get it. My humor can be a bit odd at times to say the least. I was just trying to make light of something that could have obviously much worse. Glad it wasnt the case for you!
take care.
Thanks for the considerate thoughts then.
I did have a feeling you were being more light-hearted than snarky, but we were in the Pit and it’s hard to tell with this typing malarkey.
Nope. Not acceptable. If you want to achieve Shane MacGowan’s look, you’re doing to have to try harder next time.
Oh, yeah!
I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride called The Mixer. The man said, “Keep your head, and arms, inside the Mixer at all times.” But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying “Hey everybody, look at me! Look at me!” Pow! He was decapitated! They found his head over by the snow cone concession.