I got the feeling that msmith was being a bit facetious with those remarks. I think a lot of guys (good guys) in relationships feel the same when they have a chance to have sex with someone else - a small part of them is like “yeah! I still got it. Let’s go for it.” It doesn’t mean that they aren’t seriously invested in their relationship. It’s just a part of us that is there and we learn to control. Kind of reminds me of Rob at the end of High Fidelity.
Awesome. Just, awesome.
(*emphasis obviously mine)
What was wrong with simply ignoring him?
Agreed. Those Death Camps I keep mentioning for weaboos- they need to make room for these guys.
You mean these guys? 
The guy on the left is definitely overqualified to be sent to Chimera’s Home for the Terminally Stupid. Perhaps radiation shielding would be a more effective use of his talents.
You can add:
When ranting in the Pit on this MB, it’s best not to brag about your prowess with the ladies.
No, there is no real reason why I should have noticed. He’s never come to my attention in a way that would make a lasting impression. That isn’t snark; it’s true. Actually, it could be considered a compliment. I tend to remember people who are actively hostile, loutish or immature. I’m not all that interested in a male I don’t know talking about women I don’t know and discussing the pros and cons of their relationship with which I am not familiar. I think you all pay much more attention to the folks here and their myriad eccentricities and behavior patterns than I ever will. That’s fine by me, but I don’t think I’m alone in not knowing the gender of some Dopers.
I didn’t know there were so many advocates for hotel bars here. Now I know how they stay in business (I’ve always vaguely wondered). I am that boring that, if traveling, I don’t frequent the hotel bar I’m in. Of course, as a woman traveling alone, the last thing I would want to do is go into a hotel bar. I don’t need or want a drink so badly that I’m willing to put myself in a position to have to fend off 30-something (in my case, 40-something, if anyone) males, also traveling on business who are interested in “passing the time”. (Yeah, yeah, who says any male of any age would be hitting on me. Yadda yadda) Of course, YMMV and that’s great.
I’d say the guy on the left has been shooped.
This is a better example.
If by “shooped” you mean, “dipped in fake tan,” then I agree.
I see there’s a whole collection of them here. I think I lost IQ points just looking at them.
:eek: Dear God, the future looks bleak indeed… Are they all on something? The vacancy of their gaze and their vacuous expression (despite attempting to look “cool”) terrify me: I hope they’re on something because that much stupidity is dangerous… The girls look almost normal–how odd. Sadly, this increases the guys’ chances of reproducing.
Take a gander at “Jersey Shore” sometime if you think the girls are any better. Disclaimer My knowledge of “Jersey Shore” is through youtube videos and a Craig Ferguson parody.
Lissener. Wow. Aren’t you really into movies or something? After reading your interpretation of the events recounted in the OP, I’d bet you think ET was some ironic comment on the War of 1812 and Saving Private Ryan is a feminist critique of the 1920s Paris art scene.
Quite right. The girls hardly look normal.
I’d fuck the shit out of the girls from Jersey Shore, though.
I don’t know what’s more ridiculous, the OP or the people defending him.
What a jackass.
The op is obviously lying. Everyone knows what a bunch of sissies Dopers are. except for me of course. I aint no sissy. I could prove it too. Cause I don’t take shit from anybody ya hear.
“Your mom” insults? Really? And bragging about your dick?
Seems like you’re trying to win the high school trifecta. (Hint: talk about how rad your car is.)
I think you need to bone up on what is and isn’t entertaining, I really do.
Calm down, li’l Chimera. Why don’t you go withhold service from a customer or two, because it’ll make you feel better/it’s the only real power you possess in life.
Run along now!
I know how this plays out. Next time the OP returns to that bar, the punk (who will then be extremely muscular) will say “what, you here again? Here’s something I owe you!” and punch the OP out. He’ll then be deemed “HERO OF THE BAR” and fawned over by his ex-girlfriend, who will exclaim “oh, Mac!” (the punk’s name is Mac) “you ARE a real man AFTER all!” and that’ll be the end.