** Do TV’s induce some sort of suggestive mindstate?
Is pot stronger these days?
**
Well, something’s inducing a suggestive mindstate!
** What in the blue fuck will it take?!
Blockbuster I hate thee. FUCK YOU!
FUCKTY FUCK FUCKING FUCK! (skunked) **
And then, skipping over one thread, we end with:
**
Fuck you, Walloon
**
**Fragile health of message board participants??
Uh, Oh, Hypoallergenic Kitties MAY Be a Fraud!
**
What dumb things have you done while half-asleep?
Ask the straight married turned lesbian
I always wondered how that happened…
I have a date!-Oh, shit, I have a date
Survived my date with Dr. FEAR!!! (bwahahaha)
Well, my kid’s smoking pot
Haepy Nem Year!
**How do you open glass jars ?
Ask the girl who was in the hospital **
:eek:
Okay… how do you open glass jars safely?
**Get a Home Improvement Gift Card Today! (see offer for details)
Help! Our Neighbors are going to burn their house down on purpose **
Tell them about getting a home improvement gift card today!
Cafe Society:
**You are Rip Van Winkle – What surprises you most about current pop culture?
Historical music videos **
There was no such thing as music videos when I fell asleep. Now there are historical music videos?
**Well, my kid’s smoking pot.
It’s About Fucking Time! **
Well, my kid’s smoking pot
It’s About Fucking Time!
Edited to add: Damn, beaten to it…
**Any Tips For Mopping A Floor?
Sexy warm pajamas **
Not today’s top tip, I’m thinking
**I had a root canal today…
It’s About Fucking Time! **
That halitosis was getting noticeable…
[QUOTE=AntaresJEdited to add: Damn, beaten to it…[/QUOTE]
Wow, I can’t believe I got there first. For once. 
How smart are you?
Maybe you can tell me…
**What is this moronic youtube message all about? **
Well, we’ve decided to keep the kitten.
It’s About Fucking Time!
Also – asked and answered:
What would an office staffed solely by Dopers be like?
Transcribing a videotaped will
Finding posts by Ludovic:
**What would an office staffed solely by Dopers be like?
Democratic or Democrat?
**
why not universal healthcare?
If Jesus Could Heal the Sick and Raise the Dead
**So, Um, When DO the Cows Come Home?
It’s About Fucking Time!**
Separated by one, but worth the stretch:
**We’re Pregnant! (we think!)
No needle, no scalpel vasectomy…Wha??
**
This just works out Sooooo well:
**We’re Pregnant! (we think!)
I’m not Satan but I play him on the SDMB
Show me your dishes
The patter of little hooves
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