Sorry, that’s inaccurate. They don’t move except to occasionally lift a leg to let the sun or moon pass by.
Or, to space fart.
And when an elephant’s space fart meets a Solar Flare, you get a Nova!
The one in Fort Lee, right?
I’ll just leave this here.
That’s why they’re always pulling each other’s trunks.
NEVER!!!
Ignorance must be unfurled.
I’m honoring the boycott of the climate change thread, but I feel compelled to highlight this magnificent bit of idiocy.
In response to a post concerning COP21:
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…our boy had this question:
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I wasn’t aware that there are 200 countries. Are you sure that number is correct? Or doesn’t it matter - to you?
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Whew, he nearly had something there. Nearly. Almost. Not quite. Just about. A bit less than. Within a gnat’s eyelash of.
Bwahahaha. You’ve never tried to convince me that Earth is a sphere.
That makes you a liar.
But if that’s the best you can do, that’s the best you can do. I expect nothing less from you.
Missing the point, once again, and thus proving the point.
You and I have discussed this several times and you are aware that I have stated that global warming is occurring.
I guess that makes you a liar, also.
Your version of global warming is occurring, is, “It’s been warming since the end of the ice age.” Which makes you the liar, since you’re dishonestly representing your position.
Also, no one loves you, and you’ll die alone in your mom’s basement. #eatenbycats
Greenland still ain’t the Arctic. You repeatedly stated that I couldn’t find Greenland. I laughed at you.
The “ice cream metaphor” was silly then, and it’s silly now, but you have no way of knowing that. You’re still not convincing MORE people to buy into what you are selling. :smack:
So tell me, when you state that you are unclear on whether or not there are nearly 200 countries in the world, are you lying or just too dumb to look it up?
Also, what possible significance does the number of countries have to do with any point you may have about climate change?
I’m also waiting for an answer. I beginning to believe that most of this pits posters are applying for jobs at MSNBC as political commentators. 
Are you saying that Subterraneanus has tried to convince me that the Earth is a sphere?
No, I think he’s saying you’ve missed the point. Once again.
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Hahahaha. My position has been that global warming has been occurring since the end of the last ice age. Since I did not dishonestly represent my opinion, I guess that makes you confused/delusional/impotent/hysterical.
Subterraneanus’s point was that he, Subterraneanus, can’t convince me, doorhinge, that Earth is a sphere. Since Subterraneanus has never attempted to convince me that the Earth is a sphere, that makes him a liar.
Your point only requires a hat.
Trolls gotta troll.