Fucking right that’s what I said…lights a Dunhill
How can this be? I am still a virile male who hasn’t even hit 36, I should have many more good years left in front of me but nooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Could it have been the vasectomy?
Lack of sleep?
Cigarettes?
The medication I am on?
No matter how hard I try and no matter what methods I use I JUST CAN’T GET IT UP. There’s nothing on the television, the newspaper has shit and porn isn’t helping and porn has never failed to get me going on a tear.
I’ll tell right now that this post isn’t about sex at all so all you voyeuristic pervs can just back the fuck out of this one, I already expect the post / view ratio on this to pretty high and in case you’re wondering the sex is better than ever.
What I am referring to is my inability to work myself into enough of a froth to sustain a good Pit rant. I used to be a certifiable PIT WHORE but lately I can’t get much farther than mildy annoyed. I tell you, it’s that fucking Zyban. You can just call me Mr. Happy Pants cause I’ve been neutered and YES I am still smoking. A really happy smoker is what I am. Whoopdee fucking Doo!
sparks another Dunhill.
So what is a guy to do and where can I get some help because all this cheerfulness can’t be good can it?. I wonder what’s happening to all those dark thoughts and am thinking that they must be getting stored somewhere. What about that fuckwit who cut me off with the cell phone stuck to his head? What about the shit for brains government funded paper pushing goat felcher who suspended my client’s support payments for no good fucking reason? (“I assumed” is not a valid reason). A smack upside the head with a clue by four might help.
When I blow my wad it ain’t gonna be pretty. Just how long can you go without a mind blowing, utterly enjoyable, toe curling, ride in the Pit? Can anyone help me get off here? Give me something, point out some gross injustice, start another SUVs suck thread, any help would be greatly appreciated. I would be so thankful.
See! I’m being nice again. Damn it all to hell, I’m so fucked.
Hey… I feel better now. That felt pretty damn good. Maybe I can still get it up.
sparks another Dunhill