For some unfathomable reason I woke up this morning with a song stuck in my head. Ever since awakening it’s been bouncing around the internal walls of my skull, apparently unhindered by gray matter. It’s happened to all of us, so you know how frustrating it can be. And this is an especially annoying song.
It’s my belief that the only way to remedy this situation is to remove the offending ditty from the cerebral cortex and pass it on to some other hapless schmo. In the past I have accomplished this by mentioning my predicament to an acquaintance or coworker with whom I was less than pleased, thus infecting them and curing myself. For various reasons, that isn’t an option today.
Now, at this point, my conscience has started to bother me. By posting this musical malady herein, aren’t I doing a horrible disservice to all of my fellow posters? Where do I get off being a Typhoid Mary of terrible tunes?
So, I’m not going to just post it out in the open. You can all thank the inventor of the “Spoiler” tag … if you have the self-discipline to avoid looking.
Beeely, don’t be a heeero, don’t be a fool with your lii-yife.
Beely, don’t be a heeero, come back and make me a wii-yife.
And as he started to go-whoa, she said Beeely keep your head low-whoa-oh.
Beeely, don’t be a heeero, come back to mee-yee.
So, I suppose it’s a kind of test. Of course, I’ll know the moment somebody looks, because this accursed song will leave me and infect them. Mwahahahahaha.
Cool. Is this a thread where we can dump all our most-hated-to-be-stuck-in-your-head songs? Because I woke up this morning with something stuck in my head that would not go away. I don’t know how to do the spoiler box, so if you don’t want to know, don’t read any further. 
Anyway, it was a song from Dirty Dancing, the Kellerman’s theme that they were all singing on stage just before Johnny took Baby out of the corner and took her up on stage to dance. “Join hands and hearts and voices, voices hearts and hands…At Kellerman’s the friendships last long as the mountain stands…” GAH!
And she’ll tease you, she’ll unease you
All the better just to please you
She’s precocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
She’s got Greta Garbo’s stand-off sighs
She’s got Bette Davis eyes
Muskrat, muskrat, candlelight
Doin’ the town and doin’ it right…
There’s another thread running, I think it’s in IMHO. I already cursed the OP there, because the thread reminded me that all afternoon Saturday The Ballad of The Green Berets was running through my head, and now it’s back, although I don’t exactly know all the words.
Fighting soldiers from the sky
ner ner ner, ner ner ner ner
men who mean just what they say
the brave men of the green berets.
Enjoy!
Oh, you poor thing Frankd6. I truly do hope you succeed in ridding yourself of this malady.
What works for me, though, is the adoption of a replacement tune. And, as 'tis the season:Oh, there’s no place like home for the holidays,
For no matter how far away you roam
If you want to be happy in a million ways
For the holidays you can’t beat Home Sweet Home
Oh, and just in case:I do hope Mr. A. Nemo and blowero don’t pit me for using the word “beat”.
[sub]Triple-nested coded functions without previews make the baby Jesus cry.[/sub]
Whoops, didn’t see the other thread when I posted this.