I Can't Haz Cheezburger

Jewish LOLcats, done by yours truely.

The invisible lulav is awesome.

“…from the people who rbought you…”

You haven’t rbought me nuthin’!

^ I’m a keyboard dyslexic.
And I just typed that ‘keubopards’.

No rugelach? :frowning:

the catz eated the rugelach

Yours are pretty funny.

Here is my contribution to the genre.

Robin

I can haz gefilte fish?

(I know my kitties are Jewish, because they love gefilte fish)

^This requires a login. The OP’s were cute. Especially the rugelach, I’d have eated it, too.

Apologies. I was signed in, so I didn’t notice.

There you go.

Robin

Yes.

well done! invisible lulav indeed…

Awesome!

Hee! These are great!

Wait!

Cats can be jewish?

Are they born jewish or converted?
Do they work on Shabbos?*
I’ve never thought of any animal being any religion.

Ok, now I am officially amused.

  • All I know about Shabbos is from Big Lewbowski. STFUDonnie!

I think so. They like gefilte fish and get Hanukkah presents instead of Christmas presents. They show interest in Shabbat candles, too. The result is that we don’t do Shabbat candles very often, because we have to watch any lighted candle in our house at all times to make sure the cats don’t get it.

Not sure. I suspect they are born Jewish, because most converts don’t like gefilte fish (though I am an exception). A lot of them describe it as being “like cat food”. My kitties say it is exactly like really yummy cat food.

Have you ever seen a cat work, ever?

Right now, the fuzzy black land shark who lives in my house is busting his ass holding down the center of the dining room floor.