Whoa! I mean whoa! I’ve been pushing my fingers to the absolute limit, wracking my meager collection of grey matter to post, post, post, and I just can’t seem to keep up with the speed of the board! Sometimes, when I don’t type fast enough, the board kindly takes my cookie. Thanks, SDMB! I forgot to post in 9 seconds! I’m a bad, bad poster. No, that’s ok. I’ll go back to the login, and, what’s this? No thread specified? I’m sorry, wait, you kick me out of a thread and then claim you don’t know who I am, or where I was? You raggedy hamster! Don’t I make with the SDMB sweet talk? You know I do.
Ok, there I’ve re-logged in, I guess my accounts still there, bonus, I’ve retyped, now, just lemme preview a quick sec…
…You are not logged in?! You mephitic sack of shit!! …I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that – that was entirely too personal, SDMB. What I meant to say, is that I think your posting process – not you – sucks balls. No! It’s ok, don’t cry… aw, c’mon… look! I’ll re-post. I SAID, I’m re-posting, give me nine seconds you disgruntled gerund. Look, I hit the mother-fucking submit button, take the post, TAKE the POST, TAKE THIS MOTHER FUCKING POST FOR THE SWEET LOVE OF JESUS!!!