I can't keep up with the SDMB's speed!

Whoa! I mean whoa! I’ve been pushing my fingers to the absolute limit, wracking my meager collection of grey matter to post, post, post, and I just can’t seem to keep up with the speed of the board! Sometimes, when I don’t type fast enough, the board kindly takes my cookie. Thanks, SDMB! I forgot to post in 9 seconds! I’m a bad, bad poster. No, that’s ok. I’ll go back to the login, and, what’s this? No thread specified? I’m sorry, wait, you kick me out of a thread and then claim you don’t know who I am, or where I was? You raggedy hamster! Don’t I make with the SDMB sweet talk? You know I do.

Ok, there I’ve re-logged in, I guess my accounts still there, bonus, I’ve retyped, now, just lemme preview a quick sec…

…You are not logged in?! You mephitic sack of shit!! …I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that – that was entirely too personal, SDMB. What I meant to say, is that I think your posting process – not you – sucks balls. No! It’s ok, don’t cry… aw, c’mon… look! I’ll re-post. I SAID, I’m re-posting, give me nine seconds you disgruntled gerund. Look, I hit the mother-fucking submit button, take the post, TAKE the POST, TAKE THIS MOTHER FUCKING POST FOR THE SWEET LOVE OF JESUS!!!


the hampster hates you; look, it even scribbled all over your coding!

Hampsters live in dumsters.

I’ve had this problem too. Copy and paste is your friend.

The board will log me out for what seems like no reason at all, and I have to log back in again. It’s irritating, especially when I’m trying to post something rather long and inolved. However, copy and paste seems to be a good solution. (of course, that doesn’t help if your whole computer decides to crash on you)