I can't stand you anymore!

You ass-munching, tapeworm nurturing, maggot shepherd!

What divine being came down from the heavens and granted you holy permission to ______?

What series of random thoughts flowed through the swiss cheese you call a brain and led you to the inescapable conclusion that you could _______ in public?

If only the delivering doctor had tied your umbilical cord into a noose and hung you, instead of offing himself after witnessing what he’d helped bring into this world.

You disease addled, malnourished, pus-bucket! I’d vomit on you if I could manage to break the paralysis caused by the overwhelming stench emanating from your various orifices.

If you’d take your warted and malformed dick out of your mothers mouth for just a minute, she might get the courage to slit your throat with a letter opener as she should have while she had you comfortably and helplessly swaddled in baby blue blankets at the hospital. Yeah, the ones they had to burn later, fuck nugget.

I hope you die. Slowly and painfully. I pray to whatever gods might be listening that your scum lined mouth exhales its final fetid breath into the uncaring and thoroughly sated face of your tormentor.

I pray also that in your final moments of existence you look into those uncaring eyes and see the unimaginable stupidity of all of your actions over the years and just as you are about to repent and come to terms with turning over a new leaf, you expire.

Rot in hell. No. Hell is too good for you. Rot in fucking Purgatory. Stay forever damned to not know where your eternal soul shall go.

And buy some fucking deodorant while you’re there, asshole.

Sorry. I didn’t really have anyone I was angry at, I just felt like telling someone off.

OK

I get it! This is like a Mad Lib, right?

Pick an adverb.

Whew! I thought you were talking about me.

Damn, but that’s a good rant to waste on nobody.

soulmurk, youre absolutely right. im sorry. can i ever make it up to you?

Ass munching is fun, the tapeworms keep me thin, and there’s money in maggots.

Thor

Thor told me I could whip my dick out in public, so I do.

My neck is bigger than my head.

Pusbucket? That’s a little harsh, but I’m not malnourished, I have tapeworms.

I still have one blankie I was able to hang onto.

I will someday, but my breath will carry spit into the face of the tormentor.

That’s not gonna happen… I’m too much of a prick

Purgatory might be fun.

It’s not my pits, it’s the burritos I have for lunch, but I’ll try some listerine.

damn, were you on that train with jarbaby?

“these boots were made for walkin’…”

Is that a no for Friday? Well, what about Saturday, then? Are you free on Saturday night?

So, it’s safe to assume that this isn’t my second Pit thread after all?