I can't stand your face, celeb.

Melanie Griffith’s face makes me want to pat it and try to put it back right.

What doctor would remove your face?

What looks? My point is he never looked at all pretty to me but now he’s more interesting.

Two words: Angry Birds.

Emily Procter. She played Ainsley Hayes on the West Wing, and she was cute. (I loved that character, which maybe affected my opinion.)

Then she had a bunch of work done, and now … I don’t know. She just looks weird. I can’t quite put my finger on what’s wrong. All the life and personality seems to have gone out of her face. I can’t watch her anymore.

Anytime one of these threads comes around I mention Richard Gere. He always, always looks to me like he just licked his lips, and he has that weird smirk that seems to be a common peeve.

Chris Brown. His teeth are too numerous, too big, and too unnaturally white, and so his smile angers me.

And then there’s Lil Wayne - I’ll leave that without comment.

Ah, you saved me the trouble of posting my go-to link in these sort of threads.

There’s one guy who annoys the heck out of me and I can’t remember, or even manage to Google, his name. Skinny weedy looking chap who nevertheless somehow seems to play superheroes and such. You know who I mean.

Edit: Tobey Maguire. That’s him, with his superfluous “e” (borrowed off Alfred E. Neuman I suspect).

Vince Vaughn–his face, his voice, his whole attitude.

That is a HORRIFIC picture. Maybe she had bad botox or something, but she at least used to be rather attractive.

Oh my God.

You’ve just cured me of my AB addiction. That’s uncanny.

Oh and TreacherousCretin, your comment on Paris Hilton was gold.

Botox, fillers, and lip plumping or implants. It would be easier to name actresses over 40 that haven’t had one or more of these things done than name those who’ve had. I don’t know why they deem it attractive.

Howard Stern.

Philip Seymour Hoffman

I just find him so incredibly grating…his face…his wet sounding voice…ugh…

You can’t tell from this picture but Robin Tunney used to have a really cute and really deep dimple on one cheek. That dimple has morphed into something. . . uncanny. She puts a lot of energy into covering one side of her face.

None of the people I mentioned are ugly, it’s just that I hate their faces. It’s a different thing than what I think about Cameron Diaz or Uma Thurman who I find unattractive. Or Marc Anthony and Tilda Swinton who should be cast in a zombie movie to save on the make-up budget.

There is no way to explain what I mean except to say: I can’t stand their faces.

Sandra Oh

There is something…off about her.

What are you smoking? She’s smokin’ IMHO!

Couldn’t agree with you more .

(S)he couldn’t agree with you more.