Ellen Barkin. There is something very odd about her nose and eyes. http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ellen+barkin&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=929&tbm=isch&tbnid=GXWF0JUxse25eM:&imgrefurl=http://inyourface.ocregister.com/2011/03/22/ellen-barkin-nixes-knife-doctors-doubt/27251/&docid=BrEddjgjTMZuIM&imgurl=http://inyourface.ocregister.com/files/2011/03/Ellen-Barkin-0211-ss-450w-1.jpg&w=451&h=428&ei=K9pGT--PN8WSiQLWppnbDQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=154&sig=110505527791806234684&page=1&tbnh=135&tbnw=142&start=0&ndsp=32&ved=1t:429,r:27,s:0&tx=87&ty=80
She is talented, though.
Chris Pine
Possibly the most slapable face in Hollywood?
He made the recent Star Trek movie unwatchable for me.
that is a terrible picture linked in the OP. she looks just fine in the Mentalist. here is a more recent, and decent picture.
Decent picture of Robin? I was expecting a side shot or one with her hair conveniently covering a lot of her face. Instead-- not found.
try the second. it’s a portrait of her face, close-up. i think she’s cute in the Mentalist, and it adds to her ‘strong yet sort of helpless’ role against her ward.
Them’s fightin’ words!
I can’t stand to look at Ricky Gervais. He has too much face, and none of the parts go well with the others.
She doesn’t look like that atlas on The Mentalist. I know because I’m watching it right now.
No, I think the problem is that he’s Chris Brown and you want to punch in his teeth because of it. And because he beat up Rihanna.
ETA: But mostly because he’s a smug, entitled bastard who you just need to punch.
Or maybe this, or this?
His face is too low - his proportions are all off. His eyes should be about an inch higher on his head.
Jeeze, are her eyes big enough?
“Atlas?” Autocorrect run wild?
Malcolm McDowell is awesome. But he had to go grey to get there. I don’t understand this but I hope the same effect works for me. 
Are we doing men now? Because Aragorn needs to wash his frakking hair. It really pulled me out of the movie.
David Caruso
The blonde guy from Hawaii 5-O. He was on Entourage too.
He’s in Hawaii 5-O? didn’t know that, but I’ve got the same feelings for him since I watched “Jade”
but isn’t he ginger?
shudder
What the fahoozy? I didn’t even see that. That’s what I get for dashing a quick post off on my Kindle.
You’re thinking of Scott Caan, although David Caruso could use a punch, just for good measure.
I have no idea how Caan has managed to get work. He looks like a horse’s arse, his hair is fucking ridiculous, and i’ve never found him at all convincing as an actor.
Maybe it helps that his dad is James Caan.
Edit: Beaten by mhendo.
I also hate his hair, but I think he’s a decent actor. Lauren German was the weak link on that show this season and thankfully she has been put out to pasture.
this thread is so mean, but funny…
But I think SJP is pretty anyway.
John C. Reilly and William Macy are not pleasing to the eye. They ought to team up and make a movie with Sarah Jessica Parker and Rene Zellwegger. A 3-D Imax movie.
Sorry, my mistake. :smack: I meant David Caruso AND the H5O guy.
I’ve disliked Caruso since he quit NYPD Blue.
Speaking of ugly people in Imax 3-D, we went to see “The Matrix II” in Imax way back when - we came to the conclusion that Lawrence Fishburne is not a guy whose face needs to be viewed at four storeys large. :eek: