I command you: Envy my son!!

Earlier this week, the boy got a Spongebob Squarepants sheets/pillowcase/comforter set.

Hey, stands to reason – He’s Halford, the Human Eel[sup]TM[/sup], after all.

I hear and obey, Master!
(hey, can you send me a set?)

I’ll take one of those too, Dave. Queen size, please. Thanks!

Um, I don’t think they come in queen size. But if they do, I’m buying two – one for you and one for me!

Envy or pity?

Both four letter words. . . .

Scary, what ever happened to, err, SUPERHEROES?

They where already wimps, now instead kids look up to halfbrained underwater sponges in a dead end career?

Scary.

I WANT SUPER FIGHTING SEXIST MACHO SUPERHEROS NOW!

Look up to him? Heck no! Haven’t met a kid yet that actually wants to BE Spongebob, like they do with superheroes. They just enjoy a good laugh, like adults.

Songebob is god! Your son is so lucky. If I got a set of those I would probably reserve them strictly for hotboxing…

Duuuuuuuuuude Spongebob…

Besides, Spongebob RAWKS! He’s fun – fun for the whole family.

That’s all fine and dandy…
but does he have the Spongebob Squarepants UNDEROOS?

My kid does!!!

(BTW, Underoos went out years ago. These are Hanes, I think.) Surprised they don’t call them “Spongebob Underpants”…

I’m jealous!!!

Hey, I’d wear Spongebob underpants (if they were boxers…)

They still make underoos. I buy them for my son all the time.