Since the thread seems to be reopened, can I put in my request too? To make it easier, I’ll even offer you a few sugestions:
CommiePoppaSmurf
Or, in the event that that’s unacceptable or already taken:
BigGreenSmurf
BluestSmurf
TheOldGrayButStillKindOfBlueSmurf
and, of course
HyperSmurf
Do I make the cut? Do I get a smurf designation? Do I? Do I, Do I?
p.s: of course, feel free to give me another name of your choosing.
make me a smurf please.
Whoa! Looks like I’m just sneaking in under the wire… you’ve got 99 replies and have proclaimed that you will only name 106 smurfs. Although maybe you’ve replied on every second or third post, which would mean there’s lots more room.
Ok well I guess I am a bit of a newbie so I will say a few things about myself. If you researched the board a little bit you’d find out I’m the one who started the orgasm game, and the virginity thread. I’m also the one who has the unique talent of writing nasty letters - the one thing I do better than anyone else.
I am very, very, very, very flirty.
Other bits about me I don’t think are interesting enough to be useful in a Smurf Name, so work with those, and if you need more then let me know.
Well I think being a smurf would be pretty cool. But I’m sure I’m too new for anone to know about. I was somewhat involve in the straightdope protest(I brought the walrus) and I think for the most part I’ve shown my views to be pacifistic. But would that be enough info for a good smurf name?
okay bestow upon me a smurf(whatever THAT is)moniker.
If you do, I have a rent-a-santa ready and waiting to be shipped overnight.
I believe by the time that I finish this there will be 58 people whom I have smurfed so there are plenty more to go around.
Peta Tzunami: if I listened to Satan, I wouldn’t have to give you a girl smurf’s name because you know he kept calling you a boy. Well, he called Falcon a boy too. HEHEHE I can go along this line and call you Transgender Smurf but perhaps that wouldn’t do Phil proud. Actually it is perfect. Transgender Smurf it is. You were partially dubbed this by Satan so if you get mad then talk to him. HEHEHE If you want another one you can go with Butchy Smurf. (EG)
HUGS!
Sqrl
Now I will go to the next one in a different post. I want to pad my post count. 
Dropzone: well, I know you are a cutie but without the pictorial evidence I don’t know for sure. I remember you telling a sunburn story where you had your derrier burned in an embarrassing shape. I don’t know what colour smurfs turn when they get sunburned since it never came up in any of the cartoons that I saw but I think I will have to work with that a little. Kiss My Ass Smurf just doesn’t quite cut it here. For those of you who don’t know, Dropzone had a sunburn in the shape of lips that seemed to stay forever on his ass. Anyway, Labiosis Puga Pyga Smurf will work perfectly here. Labiosis means having large lips (if you want to find out what the rest means, if you don’t know then you can search some of the online Latin Dictionaries).
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Sqrl
Iampunha: a virgin? Hmm. This will be harder or more fun than I thought. It depends on how I want to move with it. I read your website and I also read several other threads where you have contributed. It is honourable that you want to wait until you are married but if I go this route I will not have as much fun with your name plus it will be more difficult. I also read that you pee in the shower because Madonna said it was a good cure for Athlete’s Foot. Now this is a better line to go down. You are either very prone to Athlete’s Foot and then must do it often or you are just trying to cover up the idea that you would pee in the shower for any other reason. I see your yellow hanky in your right back pocket. I will thus dub you The Golden Smurf. (“Evil, Evil” quote Hecubus from the Kids in the Hall.)
HUGS!
Sqrl
DCNewsMan: I can go so many ways with you, but seeing how I would still like to sleep with you tonight I will give you a nice one. J Delicate Flower Smurf just doesn’t have quite the ring to it that I want. Maybe something more prissy. Heheheh, ok, I know if I go along this line that I won’t sleep with you tonight. Maybe I could work ropes into it somehow or even reporting into it? I know that you embarrass easily from things that I do and when you get embarrassed your cheeks turn a bright right. So, I think I will name you Rosicheeks 125 Smurf. Did you turn red when you saw it? I think Sweetikins Peachiblossom is still a good one.
125! (secret codeword)
Sqrl
DPR: as one of our few Aussie dopers, we can have fun with you. Since almost all I know of Aussie culture comes from the movies, I will have to come up with a name that features ABBA (since all Aussies like them according to the movies…espcially Muriel’s wedding), drag queens, and Mad Max. Mad Muriel Queen of the Thunderdome Smurf is your new name; however, since you are mad, you will have given yourself your own queendom but no other smurf recognizes it. I think it is even more appropriate because I believe you live in Queensland.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Argeable: Liberal Commie Homo Smurf? I had a history professor who was straight and always called himself a “one of those liberal commie homo-types.” It was pretty interesting since it suits my personality just fine. Since I know you like rice (as all commies do) I will even allow you to keep your Liberal Commie homo-type Poppa Smurf name.
HUGS!
Sqrl
ssskuggiii: I build you a smurf out of mud. Unfortunately all the created Smurfs are girls and will explode if after a few days and kill the rest unless you find the appropriate spell to take that effect off. Now for your Smurf name: SSSMURFFIII Smurf. I hope you like it.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Brunetter: You will have to be Smurfette’s nemesis since she has blond hair. You can be Sexy Smurfina since you flirt so much. You will be given Rocky Horror Floorshow drag and have to parade around everywhere in it just in case someone thinks you aren’t sexy. I have to tell you that I feel left out though since you never flirted with me.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Sorry for the out of order, but this tiggeril is a troll.
Now back to our regularly scheduled program.
InsanityIncarnate: you can be the true Papa Smurf. He was a bit of a pacifist and just a bit loopy. You have to be after playing with all his chemicals and magick constantly. Just so many times summoning up the powers of light and darkness and you will get sucked into it and lose your mind. HP Lovecraft would be proud. After the last accident you have become “The Smurf That Should Not Be.”
HUGS!
Sqrl
Vanilla: you know, I could be really mean with this one but I will opt to go on the nice road. You can be the Wacky Smurfinette. You will be the Smurf everyone knows about but is too reclusive to ever really get to know. You are also the only Smurf who owns a lot of pets. You live in the mushroom house at the end of Smurf village and have about 100 mice as pets (would be cats but they eat smurfs).
HUGS!
Sqrl