I Dance on the Grave of Cynical Partisan Obstructionism

And those who do still have some claim to being “intellectuals” are mostly hard-core libertarians, which ain’t much improvement. (Communists are intellectuals too.)

Here we go.

As elucidator said, way, way upthread, “Let 'er rip”!

I love how Fox News keeps trying sell this bullshit about “obscure rules,” like the Dems are doing something sneaky. They really can’t believe they lost. The cognitive dissonance on the right is just heartwarming to behold.

I got a little dance for you evil fuckers. I hope you can feel it all the way down in Hell.

3 votes to spare. We gave away too much. :frowning:

A win is a win is a win…

Enjoy it while it lasts. Sanity (at least on fiscal matters) will be returning to DC soon.

And money lost. And that is so important, so hopeful a sign. They poured out a metric buttload of money to win this fight, I doubt anybody knows for sure how much. And it was all just pissed away, gone, gone to the place the candle flame goes when you blow it out, poof! gone.

Next time, maybe not so quick to approve this sort of thing in America’s boardrooms. Maybe the guys who suggested spending a shitload of perfectly good money to get diddly squat, maybe they have some uncomfortable questions to answer.

As someone at Daily Kos commented:

We need a camera view of the reaction of the teabagger group outside the capitol. :smiley:

How about a nice big bowl of Fuck. With your favorite topping, Satan-Splooge.

Holy cow, the Republicans are really freaking out now. Abortion, abortion, abortion! Mandatory abortions! Abortions for all; little American flags for none!

However the acting Speaker is now, he’s got a real good glare.

Your pain sustains me. Enjoy your health care reform. Your life will now be better. You’re welcome.

It didn’t the last time the Republicans were in complete control; in fact, many conservatives believe that’s one reason they lost complete control in the first place.

Why are you so confident that this time, it’ll be different?

The abortion grandstanding the Republicans are doing now has nothing really to do with the bill (which does not pay for elective abortions), but with trying to hurt Democrats in conservative districts. It’s pure, childish slime.

To you conservatives out there who’ve been trying to kill this over the past year:

IN YO FACE!! IN YO FACE!! IN YO FACE!!
(doing the hip-thrusting humping motion)

You went all in, let the crudest, most loathsome elements of your party take control, sold your souls to fools like Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck, spun whoppers that were egregious even by Washington standards. Yet, you still got your asses handed to you in a shit sandwich. How does it taste?
And by the way, my invitation for all of you to kiss my ass still stands.

Because he’s a delusional partisan hack?

John Boehner losing his shit (“Hell no you can’t! Hell no you didn’t!”):

http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/03/boehner-can-you-say-this-bill-was-written-openly-hell-no-you-cant-video.php?ref=fpb

Yes we can. Bitch.

I’ve been saving this for a special occasion.

Bend over for your Dark Master now, and grease up your foul abyss with the blood of infants. For it is all you have left to set your black heart aflutter.
You lose, Rand Rover.

You lose.

Hooray for democracy, sanity, and a great big fuck you to the traitors who tried to stop this from happening!