I Dance on the Grave of Cynical Partisan Obstructionism

Watching the Right lose their shit is better than…well, just about anything. Time to sit back with some nice socialist booze and toast the new dawn.

Carl Rove makes a funny:

Yes, right. That’s why Bill Kristol wrote the infamous memo in 1993, warning Republicans that if they didn’t defeat Clinton’s health care proposal, it would hand the Democrats a huge political victory.

Keep dreaming about the return of the failed Republican party to power. The reality: A reinvigorated Democratic base. A populace happier with the American health care system. A Republican party that stood in lockstep in opposition to it all. A vast middle class that recognizes which party supports their interests and which party supports major corporations and the elite.

Good News from RedState:

The war for the Republican party is on in earnest now.
I hope they take note of how badly Boehner failed them today.

Remember all those Republicans and their media lackeys asserting so exuberantly and confidently that HCR was dead after the naked guy with the truck got elected to Teddy’s seat? I wonder how they can explain being so wrong.

President Obama really deserves credit for not pussing out after that, and, and as much as it surprises me to say this, Speaker Pelosi deserves credit for ramming some coat hangers into some spines and muscling this thing through. She earned her money this time.

Dear Dems:

You may have noticed, at this time in your life, that your body has gone through certain…changes. There is no reason to be anxioius or worried, this is all perfectly natural and normal, you have grown what your doctor calls “testicles”. Some of you may look forward to actually growing “hair one”.

These can be very good to have, so long as you don’t use them to think with. Any questions? Yes? No, they cannot be bronzed. That’s just an expression.

Yeah, c’mon teabaggers, better hunt those shitty RINOs down and SHOOT ‘EM WHERE THEY STAND LIKE THE TRAITORS THEY ARE! I’m not usually one to condone violence, but get those pickemups rolling and break out the ammo stores, because those shitty fake Republicans NEED KILLIN’, and that’s just the job for the Tea Party.

Reconcile this, bitches!

More good news. The reconciliation measures just passed in the house.

This post is completely uncalled for. Sarcasm or not.

It’s a parody of teabaggers.

Teabaggers are a parody.

[Tasteless. Crude. Deleted. You’re welcome.]

Does anyone else watching CNN find this Dana Bash chick and her 3 blinks per second really annoying like I do? It’s almost unwatchable.

Thanks, man. Appreciate it. :slight_smile: (Sorry you lost another Blaise Pascal quote. :stuck_out_tongue: )

Her face structure is really weird to. I suspect she’s a cyborg.

What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Is this an auction?

Congratulations from Europe! You’re on your way to universal healthcare! \o/

(Yeah, it’s 5.50 in the morning here…)

You know, I’m glad the bill passed. It’s a step in the right direction, at least. I also understand that there’s cause for celebration. I think, however, we should temper our jubilation a tad. The Republicans aren’t going anywhere, and we should realize that this defeat will only deepen their resolve to obstruct anything and everything the Democrats do from now on. You think there’ve been lies and obfuscation until now? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

Anyone who thinks the Republicans are simply going to slink away and lick their wounds in embarrassed quietude is dreaming.

If they think we’re going to let them slink away and lick their wounds in quietude, they’re fucking dreaming!