Having lurked here for more years than I’d like to admit, I finally broke down and paid for a membership. Heaven help me, like I needed another time waster.
Any suggestions how I explain to my husband that I’m paying to add my $0.02 to a bunch of complete (but very entertaining and intelligent) strangers?
Welcome!
Tell him “shut up and kiss me where I tell you. It ruins it when you talk.” works for me.
Welcome! And happy spring-almost-summer!
Welcome to the Dope, the next step of course won’t be too painful. It involves a goat and possibly a squid. Please just have a seat in the Comfy chair and things can begin.
Jim
Hello Solfy. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay!
Quality costs money. In return you get first-rate repartee, a world-wide consort of some of the most brilliant minds on the planet, although some operate a few watts above dim.
No matter because it’s a five course meal at every sitting, complete with fine silver cutlery and china on tablecloths fit for royalty. Or, Dixie cups and paper plates if you prefer. There is always a time and a place for something, and you can take it or leave it. The delight is the dessert never has calories, and its ok if it sometimes drips out of the corner of your mouth.
Any question on any topic posed will have an answer. It may not be the answer you seek, but it will be an answer. This is the place where if someone doesn’t know it, they know someone who does. Six Degrees of Separation is probably based on the SDMB. If you prefer hard-core debate or meaningless chatter, its here. Dip your toes or plunge right in because the water is always fine. Just don’t eat the yellow snow.
And then there’s Uncle Cecil …
Welcome, Solfy!! Would you care for a margarita? Try not to step on the cats, they’re everywhere around here.
Take the margarita, you’re gonna need it when you meet the squid.
Hey, I resemble that remark!
(Nice Post, Duckster!)
runs past screaming and waving a plunger, exit chased by a giant squid
reappears Uh, hi, everything’s cool, no worries…
(Welcome to the boards and enjoy your stay! ;))
I’m not sure whether the goat was worse than the squid or not…
Fry <— recovering nicely from strange animal attacks…
Welcome to the SDMB, Solfy!
And, Like Fry? You don’t get the Squid/Goat Initiation until after you pony up your dough to the Reader. So, whatever it is the 3 of your were doing, it consititues Extracurricular Fun & Games™, and don’t ask/don’t tell. 
Solfy there is homemade brownies and “Sex on The Beach” in room # 69. I hope you enjoy your stay here in Doper land! Remember when posting about pets it is a rule to add a linky to pics so we can all squee at them.
badlittypriestess
Yay! I was wondering if I’d see you again.
Would you mind telling us what finally pushed you over the edge? What thread was so irresistible that you felt you had to post to it?
Welcome to the Dope!
Er, Kythereia… How the heck did you get that squid to run?
I really must look in on Mariah’s Kids more often.
Or maybe not.
:: sidles towards exit ::
Umm, oops, consider myself ponied up now (is it just me or does that sound dirty?) :dubious:
Do I have to go through with the squid and goat again?
Or does a weekend with potential future inlaws count (no worries, they are lots of fun, and no, this isnt a disclaimer in case I’m caught). Umm, guess that no worries bit cancels that out.
Fry
Only if you marry the squid…
meditates on "consensual squiddery"
grabs brain bleach
Welcome, Solfy!
Welcome, make yourself at home, stay away from the Dopers with shifty eyes [sub]for Og’s sake don’t ask about the goats[/sub] and don’t be afraid to try the tea.
Isn’t there some sort of Japanese animation based on this idea?