I didn't want to study today, really I didn't

The BBQ Pit
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Argh!

For those of you who care, I am in a Masters program at Charles Sturt University. Half the degree is industry-based certification, the other is “softer”, more university-oriented stuff. Right now, I am studying for 70-217, Microsoft’s Administering Directory Services exam. My exam is booked for Thursday.

Because work comprises around 90% of my life (with the remainder comprising approx 2% eating, 7% sleeping and 1% trying to have a social life), having time for study is a luxury that I need to take advantage of when the opportunity presents itself.

So here it is, Easter weekend… I studied Friday, I studied a bit on Saturday and studied a lot yesterday, but there’s still a lot of catchup work to do. So why… why… WHY must my neighbours choose TODAY of all days to lop trees with an insanely-loud chainsaw? WHY???

Hasn’t anyone told these fuckers that Easter is a time for PEACE?!?!?! Look, I’m not religious at all, but come ON! It’s a fucking public holiday! People are trying to have a bit of a break, rest, recuperation, you know???

And these cuntfarts have been going at it with their fucking chainsaws since SEVEN O’BLOODY CLOCK in the fucking morning!

AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I’m NOT a morning person, but when it comes to study, my most productive hours are 6am-9am. TWO OF THOSE HOURS were destroyed by this assmonkey and his fucking petrol-powered penis extension! It’s now almost 5pm and he’s STILL GOING!

How many fucking trees ARE there in that place? Surely he’s cut down the equivalent of half the frickin’ Amazon by now! Already I can feel the oxygen supply depleting!!!

WILL IT EVER END??!!!

Screw you neighbour! I hope the exhaust fumes put you to death. Quickly. :mad:

Max.

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Hmm…has your neighbor by any chance bought two bottles of relish lately? :slight_smile:

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Hey Maxxxie! I didn’t know you were a fellow CSU student :slight_smile:

From the sounds of your degree, you won’t be attending res next week, so I can’t buy you a drink. I’m still in compulsory res land.

Good luck with the study. I know the feeling. I did some over the long weekend, then ALL the neighbours decided to come home early today “to beat the traffic”, and of course all the kids are running around like monkeys on crack, because they’ve been cooped up in the car all day, while mum and dad have a drop-down drag-out domestic over the more efficient way to unpack the car/caravan… There goes any chance of studying for the rest of the day!